massgraff Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false. tpbm's name is nergal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Nopers TPBM won't actually get anything accomplished until well after nine this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 True. Tpbm is ready to turn the pig's kids into orphans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 False, not trying to track down spouses and dead them or some shit way to much work. Tpbm has no such compunctions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 i dont think thats what he meant at all tpbm thinks he was talking about killing a cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 True. Tpbm gets jiggy with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false tpbm finger smells like pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false tpbm bangs a chick whose pussy doesnt have an odor, oddly enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 False. Tpbm has a big ass head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 true tpbm has a task they do not wish to fulfill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 False, more like something I don't want to get done. TPBM is a beaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false tpbm has given serious contemplation to getting a mail order bride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 False. But I did watch a Louis Theroux about it last week. TPBM has the shakes somethin' fierce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false, never had that happen and I'm glad Tpbm thinks that the 4 cop cars 1 ambulance and a fire truck across from my crib is a perfectly normal occurrence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 true. tpbm drop kicked someone in the chest recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 False. TPBM sometimes wishes nobody knew their phone number. Nobody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 thats a pointless as a book with no words. tpbm has got a sharp pain in their skull behind their ear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 False, more like a tickling sensation starting at the front of my head and spreading towards the back Tpbm took the day off work to bbq and drink beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 i wish. tpbm got a first class ticket to a semen stained death in the basement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 i fuckin hope not...that sounds like a bummer tpbm occasionally turns that carly rae jepson/jimmy fallon/roots joint up to 11 when they think noone's around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 false the more people the better tp-bm will be in a different city this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 false. tpbm thinks assy mcgee has the best theme music ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 it's pretty good TPBM didn't have to google "assy mcgee" to know what it sounded like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 true. tpbm smokes art fags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 false, just tobacco and cannabis tpbm wants to play poker tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 false though that sounds like fun Tpbm just got done smoking some weed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 false, i might do that later tho tpbm was like totally over weed man.. now theyre back to doing it at night when they watch movies and/or having sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 False Tpbm is scarred for life from finding their parents sex toys when they were a child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 False, remember finding my step dads porno vid back in the day, "Candy Stripers II" Watched that one a couple times, always remembering to rewind or fast forward to leave it where it was when I found it. So different a world it was in that regard. TPBM is over 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 false. tpbm was dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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