yomommasaho Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 false, thats from something right? tpbm is broke, but still bought this girl breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 False. Cooked it. TPBM thinks cream cheese is black magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 false tpbm has a wee headache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 false tpbm has seen their reflection blink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 sorda tpbm is bouta eat more puskeddis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 false...carbs are bad for you. the person below me went to the gym today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 false tpbm has a mullet or a rat tail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 False. I grew a mullet years ago, but I passed out one night and one of my mates shaved it off. tpbm doesn't brush their teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 false kind of fucked up that they shaved your head while you were sleeping, even if it was a mullet. that woulda bothered the shit outta me tpbm wears a helmet cam to fancy restaurants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 i have not, no. tpbm got niggas out in kenosha who be screamin eshkoshka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I don't even....False haha TPBM puts hot sauce on everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 nah. a bum peed on tpbm's feet last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 i dont eat at fancy restaurants tpbm is probably gonna hit the gym and read a book tonight. fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Fuck the gym. TPBM reckons FUCK THE GYM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 eh sure. tpbm kept getting jabbed in the thigh earlier in a crowded place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 false....woulda been the highlight of my day though. the person below me has gotten laid in the past 2 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 True. TPBM picks up accents at an embarrassing rate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 thats something people do? BIG relief tpbm bailed on the bar scene tonight, theyre getting rode by the same ol bird tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 false. tpbm knows how the clarks and diesel situation played out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Forklifts had them by the balls. TPBM is a fan of sending mail to their local MP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 mailperson? motherphucker? malicious player? massive pussy? member of parliament? this aint down unda mate. politicos dont listen to shit up here. tpbm gave that shit back to her, and gave her the dick mad times since. todays her birthday, actually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 tell her i said happy birthday. tpbm soaks a good deck and can hook a steak up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Just finished oiling 8 outdoor tables, so my deck soaking game is proper. Steak is a no brainer. TPBM thinks retro cocktails bring out the worst in people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 TRUE. tpbm feels like the dude at the beginning of the east ny theory video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 always tpbm is eating a PB and banana sandwich, and then off to they gym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 False, but you better be physically fit. A Spanish kid tpbm was close with got killed by a car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 False Tpbm thinks public breast feeding is sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 errrm not really but my gf does it so I guess true TPBM had no idea things are so fucked up in the Ukraine right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 False. Tpbm kinda fucks with saddle bags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 not even a little bit my nigga, ayo son you need to stay in school man. straight up. this is the tpbm's 5,000th post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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