theprotester Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I just copped a swag of crayfish, and doing some chicken stock brisket. So... true? TPBM thinks eight hours is for weak motherfuckers with no heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 false, but im not saying puttin in more doesnt mean you dont have heart tpbm back is fuckin with them because they did these romanian deadlifts all wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 False. Tpbm didn't know this bitch had cancer but why she tried to diss my lil niggas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 false tpbm has fallen victim to fraudulent charities for sufferers of mismatched socks. twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Nah. They won't catch me slippin. Tpbm feels like a pale gobblin like creature awaken from its slumber by subterranean mining activity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 falsolei tpbm is down for an old-fashioned prairie drink-off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Truue. Tpbm be in them young goony goonz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Straight up. Saturday night birds were 19 and 20. That's about as young as it gets. TPBM thinks apple juice is better than vitamin water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 True. The person below me prefers apple cider to apple juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 True. Tpbm will fight anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 True. Won't win every time though. TPBM doesn't like violence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Ehh, true. Tpbm writes 'josefine' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 False. TPBM has shit their pants in the past year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 ...true. i was sleep tho. Tpbm could go to jail for aiding in the bail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 fal set tpbm prefers to tweeze all of their facial hair than shave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 absolutely said nobody ever so false.. the person below will eat salmon patties for dinner one night this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 The person below me is imminently awaiting the return of Mad Max, featuring Tom Hardy as Lord Humungus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Mad Max reboot, sounds coool as long as they remember TPBM loves the sound of a blower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 false - might be sleeping occasionally, tpbm will leave a streak of poop inside the rim, but will refuse using a scrubber until they piss on it a few times & said streak displays its will to survive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 The person below me is imminently awaiting the return of Mad Max, featuring Tom Hardy as Lord Humungus ohhhhh SHIT, when i heard that, i thought they meant hardy as max. so he's basically playing Bane again, which i dont mind at all. whos playin max? DONT tell me edgarton.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 @ MC, true, im a true conservationist/lazy mofo tpbm was actually drinking with some brolic chaps from an (or maybe THE) austrailian soccer team, but tpbm aint a sports fan at all, so the best they could do was talk about how they think road warrior is one of their favorite films, and real talk it is, and the dude was like "oh yeah, im also a big fan of that movie crocodile dundee" and that was basically that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 False. Tpbm is graffilthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 false, these hands is mad flooded and all my niggaz soakin wet how da fuck can yall say im washed up when im the dirtiest thing in site!!! tpbm is fuckin exhastued even though they got super laid and slept like 8 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 False..on all accounts. Tpbm didn't know that ugly nigga got bagged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 True Niggas getting bagged because thier ugly? Damn the Feds running out of niggas to arrest Tpbm know where that reference comes from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 true, that ghostface track, im KIDDING, its from sonny carson tpbm seen this flick snow on tha bluff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 False. Tpbm thinks certain people not knowin what to do wit their time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 true tpbm hates this cold callin shit, cuz they have a conversation, it goes well, and then they hang up the phone.. did i just accomplish ANYTHING? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 False. Stop calling me. TPBM tries to sell things back to telemarketers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Falze. Tpbm tends to suck on food erotically and it makes people uncomfortable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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