vanfullofretards Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 True, I fell in love with drift wood. The person below me loves drift wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 false tpbm puts clothes on their dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 False, petless. Tpbm likes their women thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 false Tpbm hates waking up early in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 False. Tpbm likes their women with those 14 year old boy bodies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 true. an army friend once told me, "your dream girl is a 14 year old boy with a vagina." though i do enjoy the super boobie thread, i'm a sucker for b cups and under. tpbm has fresh snow on the ground this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 false tpbm has melted snow on the ground this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 True, fuck that slushy mess I almost ate shit 3 times on my way to work. Tpbm hasn't shit solid in a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 false tpbm is near the library Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 True. Tpbm has gone home and fondled their balls with massgraff up in their memory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 nah son, we aint cool like that tpbm just ate a bowl of fried rice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 false tpbm has talked to a priest today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 God is the only man. TPBM is bracing for another storm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 false. good luck though. tpbm asks bums for change before they can ask you. sortof like a preemptive strike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 false tpbm has milked a cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 True. Then made camembert from scratch. TPBM has shot an animal out of necessity, not for sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 I've put down a wounded animal, but not killed as a matter of life or death. (killing is killing whether done for duty, profit, or fun) tpbm is cracking a beer right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 false tpbm eats an apple everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 false. tpbm has cut off someones arm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false tpbm would cut off someones arm for $20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 with a plastic knife tpbm is gonna find the person on their floor that keeps cooking fish for dinner and do just that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false tpbm would like a slice of watermelon for dessert as long as it's chilled in the fridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diligent Douchbag Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false, rather have a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeer tpbm knows nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false. tpbm thinks their washing machine is pregnant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false the dryer is someone put a warning that the clothes still comes out wet tpbm is eating something healthy right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 eatin' is cheatin' tpbm got dat piff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Bitch be temperamental and I just ordered a new one. Literally two minutes ago. True? TPBM is sick of this throw away society and wishes white goods could be made properly again. Energy ratings can suck my lefty. EDIT! Piff? I have Pith. Making lemoncello right naooo. TPBM drinks spirits on the regular, no mixer, because that shit's for faggots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 true. tpbm hates free speech and gun control and lousy democrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false tpbm would rather be at a burlesque show with a pocket fulla blow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false drugs are bad mkay tpbm doesnt download any music, videos or pictures on their computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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