MR. BIG DICK Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 someone once told me i look like i look like seinfeld...so ya tbpm has been caught masturbating as an adult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false tpbm has thunder thighs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 nutsackal region stays goldbonded tpbm busts a nut before the pizza pocket finishes microwaving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false I don't own a microwave Tpbm spit game at some underage female today 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false tpbm is spending the weekend alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false got lots to do this weekend. Tpbm ate roofies for the fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 False. Tpbm pops the molly and starts sweatin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false Tpbm shoots up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 False. Tpbm likes meth addict bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false, though I have heard from some people that they are good in bed and 100% freaky and down to do anything. Tpbm boofed it cause it was free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 True. Tpbm likes gex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 the game true tpbm has played the game conker's bad fur day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false tpbm pretty much just sticks to MW3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 False. mostly open world shit like gta and sr. Tpbm might kill jack some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false tpbm has a family member who is a garbageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Not that i know of. Tpbm was like "YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 true thpbm got markers for xmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false tpbm is watching seinfeld on tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false person below me had triscuits recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false never had them tpbm would date an extremely hot chick who was bald for a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Date her for a year, or she bald for a year? Tough one. I'll go true. TPBM has been shot down by an extremely attractive female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 oh absolutely. bunch of times. also some girls can pull of shaved heads real well, lots can't though tpbm is having a fabulous day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 True. 61 degrees and didn't commit arson. Always a good day. tpbm Is fresh out of give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false not there yet tpbm has cowboy boots in their closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false. tpbm wears anti chafing nipple tape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Nope. But I got a new work shirt and the logo is scratchy, maybe I should look into it. TPBM is in the design field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 true. exterior decorating. tpbm has gotten their nose, glasses, and heart broken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 false tpbm has jumped off a cliff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Hundreds of times, but into water, not on some suicide trip! True. TPBM has swum from one side of a major river to the other, for whatever reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 false tpbm gets sunburns during winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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