massgraff Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 true. sometimes tpbm has to get ug and mug for their per diem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 umm tpAm uses ethnic slang that just leaves me confused. tpbm enjoys King of the Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 true. tpbm needs some extra seaman on their poop deck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 false tpbm agrees with the following statement. As long as she doesn't know my real name or how to track me down there is no reason to pull out and pray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 nah. tpbm would hospitalize an old woman for 50 thou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 True, though I would just tell her I'll give her 1k to fake a heart attack and then get paid Tpbm Mission was better before they became CCR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 idk. bad moon rising is cool. that's all i know of them. i think. tpbm wears tassels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 False, unless its at burning man in which case unless you have the photos to remind me what the fuck happened I have essentially zero memory of multiple weeks out of the last few years. The person below me knew I meant crown city rockers not creedence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 nope, hadn't a clue. not at all an area of music i'm well versed in. tpbm takes extenze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 false dont know what that is tpbm eats a sandwich everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Does beer count as a sandwhich? Tpbm hears voices in their head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 true, it's called self doubt tpbm hates having to shit straight after getting out of the shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 False, I have the order of operations down on that one. TPBM has wiped their ass with money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 True and then handed it someone and they accepted it Tpbm wakes up in the middle of the night and does random stuff and isn't fully conscious of it until someone points it out or the realize the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 nah. tpbm noticed all these brand new niggas just scared to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 false tpbm has the window open and is cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 window open, fan on, 34 degrees. not givin a fuck. tpbm just drained their monster's balls and now they're going to sleep. peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 False. TPBM is fat but won't admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 True. Tpbm says false to everything, never asks anything interesting or funny...is boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 False. Life of the e-party over here. TPBM has been excommunicated from family Christmas this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 false, my family loves me because im not an asshole. tpbm can auto-fellate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 false, plus if you could why would you Tpbm has thrown something living off a rooftop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Ehh... Only pot plants. TPBM has an unusual obsession with zip ties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 False. Tpbm will tell us the reason why chicks let you palm they ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 cuz i hit that pussy right tpbm has a coupla chicks that would have a baby by them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I've had a few chicks who tried to get one from me, thats why I always be slipping morning after pills into their coffee if they know my name. Who knows about the chicks who don't know my name or how to contact me. Tpbm parents brought them to a book burning when they were a child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 true, they took several of my cds and books to it. tpbm enjoys Ugly Americans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 True. If tpbm could find out in the womb if their kid was gonna be gay and it was, they'd get rid of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Nah, that shit doesn't bother me in the least. TPBM has been hit on by a member of the same sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 too many fuckin times. i have friends that if they knew i didnt belligerently reject these advances and that i played it off and walked away, theyd beat the shit out of me. tpbm like "uhhh thos niggaz aint your friends then" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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