massgraff Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 true...am i a bum? tpbm didn't get enough oxygen at birth like susan boyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 False. TPBM has noticed the spambots are getting smarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 true dat TPBM thinks today is too nice to be at work and as such is not at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 well it's night time now but it's gonna rain tommorow. tpbm's name is oleg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbara walters Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 false, far from it.... tpbm is wondering why they are up so late knowing they got to wake up early tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 false. tpbm has nice soft good smelling underwear with turd stains on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 False, poo stains are the most disgusting thing in the world. I wipe to an extreme. tpbm has a gf/bf that hates having to watch you sit on the webz for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 true. tpbm has had a gf and bf at some point in life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 fella halse. tpbm thinks sarah palin would have been a VPILF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcor8 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Truth.. Sticking with the topic... Tpbm has searched for Sarah Palin porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 true. who's nailin' paylin. tpbm likes to dcor8 tings mon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 nah mon tpbm is very tired right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 True I got a solid 8 hours, but I still feel like I was out partying all night. TPBM has big plans for this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 false, no concrete plans whatsoever tpbm is currently fucking a girl with that sexy, soft ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 false. that shit's like sandpaper but i think i love her. tpbm prances around the house like a fag when alone. admit it i know i do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 false, i do sing alot when im alone. tpbm thinks thats super gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 false. why would that be gay? tpbm is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 false tpbm did the dumbest fuckin thing they could do at the strip club yesterday: they fell for one of the strippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 never. tpbm has earl sweatshirt lips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 no. tpbm has had surgery before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 true. tpbm roks suspenders on the daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 false tpbm is having a very hard time breathing right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 false. tpbm likes that one movie...matewan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 true.. great film tpbm would kill all these cops if it was like doable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 fif. tpbm is going grocery shopping today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 false tpbm goes about in pity for themselves, and all the while a great wind carryies them across the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 nah. tpbm's life used to be like new jersey drive but now it's more like rear window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 false, my shit used to be like kids, now its like gummo tpbm was ruined by a particular film, and if so, will ite that film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 false. tpbm usually falls in love with their waitress when they go out to eat and fantasizes about a life with them rendering any kind of convo with the person they came with devoid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 i kinda lost track of what you were saying there, but true tpbm had a motherfucker of a weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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