Kr430n5_666 Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/5642.jpg'> classic pose of an idiot who thinks he cant take all the things in life. (probably listens to linkin park and korn). i feel bad for this guy. so stupid. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 At least you stood up for yourself, Mapo. That's the best you can do in a situation like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted December 23, 2001 Share Posted December 23, 2001 sorry to hear of your misfortunes, despite the humor i found in some of your story i'm sure it was pretty rough. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 23, 2001 Share Posted December 23, 2001 i sure fucking glad that i didnt join!! i know what all that shit is like,i went to military school.."said to be harder than boot camp".. well someone told me that the military was just like prison...they own you...and now,i go to sleep... good to be out,huh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted December 23, 2001 Share Posted December 23, 2001 The united states military ownes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wakassOATH Posted December 26, 2001 Share Posted December 26, 2001 bump!!!!!! i want to hear more amry storys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted December 26, 2001 Share Posted December 26, 2001 congratulations maldo i remember you from 3 munths ago when you used to come on here all the time. we used to alwayse remeniss about paint and graffit and such. ..... k who the fuk am i kidding i dont know you at all but its good to know your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeYnO9 Posted December 26, 2001 Share Posted December 26, 2001 "FIGHT WAR NOT WARS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted December 26, 2001 Share Posted December 26, 2001 THE TRUE GUERRILLA KILLA!!! yeah the first day of being in the army is the thes longest day of my life thus far...cant sleep before you get to basic training due to all the excitement of what is about to happen. then you get there and they only let you sleep for a half hour(that is exactly how they did me when i got to fort sill for basic years ago).... the army really isnt that bad (its not good either) what was discribed in those stories is really the worst part, after i went through all the training and got to a regular army post, it was like a normal job(only you gotta wake up at 6am and run a couple miles, and get stuck at work til 7 or 8 at night every once in a while) you just make shit for money, but i still got to go drink every night i wanted to, and got to paint a lot more then i ever thought i'd be able to while in the army. all you have to do is to learn to be a "yes boy" to everyones face then cuss and scream after they leave the room. it was kinda funny having all these little, half retarded people tell me what to do, i knew i would beat the crap out of them if it wasnt for being in the army, and i knew that i was much much smarter then them. so i just sat backed did what they said and watched them fuck up just about every mission they were given. so all and all the army isnt the worst job in the world.... i have to say that the 4 years i spent in it were worth it for all the 75% paid college i took while in plus all the money i got fo college when i got out. im not tryin to recruit for those fuckers or nothing, but the army was amusing while i was there.... just got to have a good sense of humor and know that it is only 2, 3, or 4 years out of life and that shit goes by quick!:D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven six two Posted December 26, 2001 Share Posted December 26, 2001 i was going to try to go in the ragners because i am all about guns and killing people, but i didn't score high enough on the ASVAB test, and i'm not too much of a jock. and i don't feel like being somebody's bitch for 4 years either. with all of this bullshit going on now, i wouldn't join up i don't think. america has embarassed itself beyong belief in a lot of ways. it's selfish, but i have a girlfriend i spent over 2 years away from already. bush can suck a fat one if he thinks he can send me to war to make his and his buddies' pockets fatter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wakassOATH Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 bump, bump, bump.... me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 You couldnt wait till you got to fire the weapons? Booooo! I would have at least figured out how to cause massive destruction before wiggin out and gettin discharged. fo sho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted December 28, 2001 Author Share Posted December 28, 2001 yeah it fuckin sucks not having control of your own life. every second of your day is controlled by the Army when youre a member. its fuckin bullshit. I did shoot the weapons and shit. I got pretty far into it, actually. I did all the M16 shit, and the grenade shit. One of my last nights there..they had extra food at the cafeteria and people were allowed to get seconds if they wanted it. Now, we were never told we werent allowed seconds but everyone pretty much knew. 'Calories in...calories out' that was their motto as far as food goes. So when we got back to the barracks the DS asked who had seconds..about a dozen or so raised their hand. Among them was this one dumbass, slightly overweight fuck-up. Everyone hated him. We were in like our 7th week of training and he still didnt know how to shine his boots right, etc. Upon seeing his hand raised our DS went crazy. 'I cant believe a fat piece of shit like him would get seconds!' he got so pissed he just walked away..for a little while. Then he comes back out and tells us to put on our 'wet-weather gear' which is basically a poncho and pants made of the same material. So we get it on and then the fun begins. We are ordered to drink a full canteen of water. Then we did literally about 300 jumping jacks. Then we drink another canteen full of water. Then we do a couple hundred push-ups, sit-ups, knee-benders, everything. Basically everyone puked. Fuckin sucked. Fuck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 What the fuck is this. Oh shit. That last story reminded me of Full Metal Jacket when Pyle sneaks a jelly donut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 did you ever get your shit pushed in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted December 29, 2001 Author Share Posted December 29, 2001 tease - I have been. Believe me, Ill never encourage my kids to join the military. In fact, Ill be very much against it. And if I hear anyone talk of joining the military, I will definitely suggest they think twice. Its the least I can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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