dosa312 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 ^^:lol::lol:^^ Have you considered investing your check in T-Bills??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 A 4'7" 350 lb. bald girl with glasses and braces and three tits...two up front, one on her back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Does she have a soul patch on her lower back near the top of her crack??? If so.... SCORE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 More like a Hitler moustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 so my girlfriend and i are watching TV. i'm bored and lounging on 12oz, and she's watching "true life--working in the sex industry" on MTV. so there is this dude who says he's "straight" but does gay porn for the paycheck. so my girl asked "would you do gay porn if someone offered you $10,000?" To which I said "No, fucking way." so then she asks if she was dying and the only way i could save her was to do gay porn, would i do it? so i just started laughing. so i just said "that's just fucking stupid. a doctor isn't going to turn to me and say 'i'm sorry mr. broclo, but your girlfriend is going to die unless you fuck this male nurse and let us film it for national distribution, oh yeah, and you have to let him suck your dick as well." so i told her "no" and she laughed, thank god. "you'd let me die?" she asked. so i told her she's being stupid and to shut up. she's still going off about this shit. now she's asking me if i'd do it for $100,000 dollars and to save her life." so i just said "no" and now she's asking me if i'd do it if it was a beautiful transvestite. so i said "no." jesus christ, she won't shut up. i'm typing this as she's talking. she just asked if i'd do it if it was a glory hole, and all i can see is a puckered starfish. oh man. fucking broads! so what would you all say to your girl if she put this question on you? i'm lucky my girlfriend has a good sense of humor and is laughing. but you know some chicks are fucking crazy and would use this shit as ammo. welcome to my world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 earl, Its probably going to be pretty hard to sign a check on the top of a girls head because they have hair.. usually lots.. Maybe you were talking about a dude? sometimes they have bald heads.. we were talking about an ugly chick. maybe she was some lilith fair lesbian? maybe it was bald britney spears? i've already said $500 is so damn far the fuck away from enough money to let a dude do mouth to mouth on my tip. a cool mil, and the contemplation might begin. 100 mil, and i don't care what anyones says. i'm fucking greedy and a 100 million dollars is a shit load of money to pass up for something i can close my eyes for and pretend it's Scarlett Johansson, rather than David Johansen. i know i'm not alone on this one either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 A 4'7" 350 lb. bald girl with glasses and braces and three tits...two up front, one on her back. most likely that's not a nipple on her back, it's a boil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E $ Bags Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 YEA!!!!I'd break HER jaw...with my giant nohomo dick! HAHAHAA oh man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 i saw this episode the other day, that dude is definately a homo. but my bigger question was whats up with that hurt ass busted pink haired bitch? i bet her twat is so nasty they use her for research at vagisil. when she was at the speed date convention telling dudes how shes into porn, i loved the 'i wonder what grimey ass porno site your working for' look on the dudes faces. bitch had the face of a devil and the beer belly to match. id let her pay me 500 to throw feces at her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 you want style points, you fart when she's going down on you. that's style points kind sir. bonus points, ask her if she smells it, but do it in a dirty tone. "oh yeah baby, you like that? you smell that? that's ranch dressing baby, ranch dressing and this morning's english muffins. oh yeah baby. keep going." style points right there! :lol: PROPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 7, 2008 Author Share Posted March 7, 2008 when she was at the speed date convention telling dudes how shes into porn, i loved the 'i wonder what grimey ass porno site your working for' look on the dudes faces. My favorite one, was the dude who's like "oh yeah, i love porn." now that's smooth. the look in his eye, already penetrated her asshole, and spit in it when he was done. great way to meet guys ya stupid broad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 my girlfriend told me the entire story creeps her out. who said they were an illustrator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 9, 2008 Author Share Posted March 9, 2008 wow. i'm sorry to hear your woman won't stand behind your art. i think you need to have it animated, like "johnny quest." then i bet your girlfriend will be singing a new tune when you revive the animation genre in america. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 she said she liked the writing, it was just creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 HOW IS A BITCH GONNA ASK IF YOU WOULD DO GAY PORN? ALL BITCHES ARE THE SAME THOUGH YOU KNO? SHE JUST WANTS TO ASK YOU A STUPID QUESTION TO ENTER INTO A DISCUSSION ABOUT THE SHIT. BASICALLY IF MY SHORTY ASKED ME IF I WOULD DO GAY PORN FOR ANY AMMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD BE LIKE "HERE" AND PUT A TENNIS BALL IN HER MOUTH. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME WATCH THE KNICKS LOSE BY 40 TO WHOEVER THEY PLAY. ASKIN A NIGGA SOME GAY ASS SHIT LIKE THAT BITCH YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER...IF SHE DROP THE TENNIS BALL IMA HAVE HER STAND UP AGAINST THE WALL PULL HER SKIRT UP AND GIVE HER BOOTIES, REMEMBER BOOTIES? WHEN NIGGAS WERE PLAYIN SUICIDE YOU GOT 3 OUTS NIGGAS GIVE YOU BOOTIES? I USED TO PICK UP A ROCK AND THROW A ROCK AT A NIGGA B. FUCK THAT. I PLAY HARD YOU DIG? BUT BACK ON TOPIC, NEXT TIME A BITCH ASK YOU SOME SHIT LIKE THAT MAKE A FACE LIKE YOU SMELLED A FART THAT CONFUSED YOU AND BE LIKE "BITCH? FUCK IS YOU TALKIN ABOUT? WHEN YOU TALK SAY SMART SHIT AND CONVINCE ME YOU AINT RETARDED." THEN GRAB HER ASS AND BE LIKE "YEEEEAHHH" THEN SHE'LL GIGGLE AND YOU WONT HAVE TO FIELD STUPID QUESTIONS. OR JUST DO WHAT I DID WITH MY BABY MOMS AND KEEP A CUP OF COLD WATER NEARBY AND EVERYTIME SHE OPEN HER MOUTH JUST SPLASH THAT SHIT IN HER GRILL LIKE SHE JUST FINISHED A MARATHON. NIGGAS NEED TO START BEING MEN AGAIN AND STOP LAYING IN BED CUDDLING BITCHES AND PLAYIN WITH THEY HAIR TALKIN ABOUT "REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE IN MCDONALDS YESTERDAY AND YOU MAKE THAT LITTLE SCRUNCHY FACE? THATS WAS SO CUTE!" *SLAP!* MAN THE FUCK UP B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 OR JUST DO WHAT I DID WITH MY BABY MOMS AND KEEP A CUP OF COLD WATER NEARBY AND EVERYTIME SHE OPEN HER MOUTH JUST SPLASH THAT SHIT IN HER GRILL LIKE SHE JUST FINISHED A MARATHON. Mero, you need to get a job writing for Oprah's magazine. fucking classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 HAHAHAHA /no swinging from dudes nuts, but Mero fuckin kills it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 RECOGNIZE NIGGAS!!! I BRING THE PAIN DOGS!!! SO YOU CAN FUCKIN FEEL ME!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Mero you are my fucking guru seriously... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheesh Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 you're all saying you would play pitcher for a mil huh? well you're FUCKING GAY!!!!!! to play the pitcher you'd have to get hard thinking about hairy man ass........ how gay would you feel spending your million dollars after you A) had to get hard and B) had to pack fudge until completion while feeling your balls bang against some other dude's sweaty sack? what? are you gonna imagine that's some crazy roast beef curtains hanging down there? huh uh fag boy, you're a little light in the loafers, or, as my girl's pops would say, about as queer as a three dollar bill..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheesh Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 what's with the fucking smiley face? i didn't do that shit...fuck you mr. smiley face, fuck you with jenkin's hamster dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tails0nE Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 i just got asked this question... ill just copy n paste and let ya'll be the judge... "sooo.... ey can i ask u sumthin i was gonna ask u on friday but i fogot iight imagine dat i got ur dick stuck in a boddle iight n i try to pull it but it wont come out n so we decided to put it under hot water do u think it will hurt???? lol" what the fuck........? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 i just got asked this question... ill just copy n paste and let ya'll be the judge... "sooo.... ey can i ask u sumthin i was gonna ask u on friday but i fogot iight imagine dat i got ur dick stuck in a boddle iight n i try to pull it but it wont come out n so we decided to put it under hot water do u think it will hurt???? lol" what the fuck........? I HOPE YOU KILLED THIS BITCH BY NOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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