Weapon X Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I'm on fire lately. I haven't had a haircut in months and most of my friends constantly tell me that I drink too much, but that hasn't stopped me, an unattractive person with untapped potential, to be smashing hotties left and right. Moral of the story is to not try and drink a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 im pretty sure this thread is "epic" but i have yet to entirely convince myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 THIS THREAD IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Pics or it didn't happen. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 A few of my close friends seem to have the same thing going on. Go out drinking (heavily) every night, pay little to no attention to grooming, shave once a week, and let your hair grow long and unruly-- and the babes can't get enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 waiting for my results Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 haircuts are such a ripoff these days too. I've been on a bender for the last month or so, working at a bar is all part of the ignition process. The roommates delivered a nice intervention speech a few days ago after 4 straight all nighters. you know its bad when youre listening to phil collins at 6am with an empty 5th of jamison and a rambo knife stuck in the table. chicks dig it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 thats a fucked up looking penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 drink water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I'm in need of something. Structure, perhaps. I'm not sure. :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 i get a haircut every two weeks... clean cut for uncle sam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 haircuts are such a ripoff these days too. I've been on a bender for the last month or so, working at a bar is all part of the ignition process. The roommates delivered a nice intervention speech a few days ago after 4 straight all nighters. you know its bad when youre listening to phil collins at 6am with an empty 5th of jamison and a rambo knife stuck in the table. chicks dig it brutal. So last night I go out to a really shitty big bar to watch the fight with a couple of friends. One of them just reeks of desperation. Talks about every single girl that walks by, every girl that walked by his apartment today, every girl that he's seen all week. He just broke up with his disgusting, mean-spirited, rotten-toothed girlfriend a month ago and he has no idea how to act in public. I yelled at him, telling him to shut the fuck up about girls when I'm in a room full of girls; that it's unbecoming and embarrassing. Now he's mad at me. What for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 ^^^Buy the man a hooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 what kind of dirty skeezers are you hanging out with? sorry, im not trying to impress hipster white girls with patch jackets and 15 nose rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 i aint much to look at in my opinion. the ladies love personality and charm drunken charm that is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 i found out yesterday that chicks dig a guy that can do the running man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 COULDNY AFFORD CONDOMS HAD TO GO RAW NEXT DAY AT THE FREE CLINIC OH LAWD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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