MOE-LESTER Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 i was getting lined up at my usual spot today, and dude asks me if i wanted my sideburns cut, i said no thanks. before i know whats happening my left side burn is completely gone, and i have to let the other one go as well. im not gonna give the dude shit because ive been getting my hair cut there for years, but this shit is pretty bad. fucking shit god dammit. now i look like a cop, redneck, mexican migrant worker, or some shit. who else rocks the no sideburns deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 grow a real beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 also, im getting my haircut today for the first time in a year. OH SHIT SON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 sideburns make me feel like a highschool quaterback trying to look older Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 16, 2008 Author Share Posted February 16, 2008 sideburns make me feel like a highschool quaterback trying to look older so your saying no sideburns = older? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Placement Only Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 i know how you feel. and i assume you didnt have chops and shit, but normal sideburns. now you look like don mattingly or a d-tech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 16, 2008 Author Share Posted February 16, 2008 im just pissed because this hair cut looks like i got back from the police academy or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 so your saying no sideburns = older? well im thinking of those sideburns that go down to the jaw or the ones that get manscaped into a thin line. those are the ones that make me think that. the ones that go to half of the ear are standard. i gotem i think you and junior seau are the only ones without any burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 16, 2008 Author Share Posted February 16, 2008 it seems like cops have some department policy against sideburns or someshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr. Phil Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I haven't rocked sideburns since... ever. haven't rocked hair period in 6 years, though. so its not saying much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 16, 2008 Author Share Posted February 16, 2008 the ones that go to half of the ear are standard. yea man mine usually went to my earlobes, but when my beard was growing it would connect to my goatee, kinda like a chin strap haha. maybe thats gayer, but i just feel like a fucking cop rigth now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MOE-LESTER Posted February 16, 2008 Author Share Posted February 16, 2008 might have to go out and buy some of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KILZ FILLZ Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 that actually made me laugh out loud props to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 rogain dat shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 having no side burns can't be any gayer or retarted than getting "lined up" if thats what i think it is. the ricans and blacks get it right? looks like dudes just glued on their hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 16, 2008 Author Share Posted February 16, 2008 i dont really get 'lined up', i just like using the phrase. usually i just get 2 on the sides, and the top a little longer. i dont get my sideburns sculpted and shit, or ghetto words buzzed into my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 16, 2008 Author Share Posted February 16, 2008 on any given day my hair usually looks like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 why don't you shave your molestache? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 i like the fake ones rock that shit out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 shoulda got the gumby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 or the oldschool tupac line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I rock a very well trimmed, Puerto Rica looking beard that runs along my jawline I remember a few years back I couldn't get into my regular barbershop for a few hours and I was leaving to VA and just needed to get my head shaved to a 1, so I hit up this old white dude kinda near my crib, like serious a fuckin 100 years old. Anyways, he actually is doing an alright job until BOOM, takes my sideburn clean off...fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 16, 2008 Author Share Posted February 16, 2008 yea i got a bomb ass haircut right now, the fade is perfect, my sides are short, but then the dude took my burns clean off!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 All you need now is a pair of Oakely blades and some acid wash elastic waist jeans with the elastic cuffs and a neon colored tank top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 HAHAHAHA Classic..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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