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Dis nigga really just cut my side burns off!

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i was getting lined up at my usual spot today, and dude asks me if i wanted my sideburns cut, i said no thanks. before i know whats happening my left side burn is completely gone, and i have to let the other one go as well. im not gonna give the dude shit because ive been getting my hair cut there for years, but this shit is pretty bad.

 

 

fucking shit god dammit. now i look like a cop, redneck, mexican migrant worker, or some shit. who else rocks the no sideburns deal?

 

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so your saying no sideburns = older?

 

well im thinking of those sideburns that go down to the jaw

or the ones that get manscaped into a thin line.

those are the ones that make me think that.

 

the ones that go to half of the ear are standard.

i gotem

i think you and junior seau are the only ones without any burns

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I haven't rocked sideburns since... ever.

 

haven't rocked hair period in 6 years, though. so its not saying much.

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the ones that go to half of the ear are standard.

 

yea man mine usually went to my earlobes, but when my beard was growing it would connect to my goatee, kinda like a chin strap haha. maybe thats gayer, but i just feel like a fucking cop rigth now.

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having no side burns can't be any gayer or retarted than getting "lined up" if thats what i think it is. the ricans and blacks get it right?

 

looks like dudes just glued on their hair.

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i dont really get 'lined up', i just like using the phrase.

 

usually i just get 2 on the sides, and the top a little longer. i dont get my sideburns sculpted and shit, or ghetto words buzzed into my head.

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