LIVERWURST* Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 A dude I worked with was 37, had a wife and twins, and was driving a brand new Lexus SUV. He cheated on all that with a 21 year BITCH at my work, who dumped her kid on its grandma, made enough noise to get him in trouble (we're "management" so it's not cool to fuck employees) and oh by the way...she has HERPES. Everyone knew it too, he just didn't care. Point being, dudes are fucking retarded. I won;t even share a glass with my fiends at a bar - i buy them the drink instead. The guy mentioned above just got fired for flirting with a client via his cell phone, and the girl last report had become a coke addict and a few months back fucked a dealer for a gram. I know the gram is legit because a guy I work with did the coke after. That's how STDs spread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Good thing I stopped eating pussy when I got married. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 i eat bitches big lurch style haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 sad day in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Hmm Hmm Bitch!!! Hows It Taste Muthafucka?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Cancer is like the new aids. Pussy cancer that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 i havent eaten pussy in awhile.. lately ive just been teasing em by biting their thighs or pelvic area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 I dont put my face where i put my dick, that includes my underwear, pussy, my pants, gals ass, a barstool, a bus bench, etc unless im gettin my jiggle wiggle on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 dubble bubble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TreSixO Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 do people actually use those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 wow...that is some fucked up shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOT TAR & DEATH Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 70% of people have HPV whether they show symptoms or not. I'm pretty sure you don't have to be a whore or manwhore to get it. WOAH! Im pretty sure i got hpv, even tho tree of my last fucks say diffrent due to the fact that an obgyn says they dont got it. but i have had this lil mole type thing for th longset that keeps coming back. the fucked up thing is that i had it for at lest 4 years but ol'girls say they dont have shit, soooooooooooo fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
got_that_work Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 better hit up the clinic nigga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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