Daniel Dumielle Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 There's a lot of threads on the 12oz about specific topics, but none really for general questions people might have. Considering there are intelligent people that participate with all the other threads, I figured it would be cool to have one spot to come and get random questions answered without getting the other threads off topic. If there's another thread with this in mind already then take this one down, but my half assed search showed none. Anyway, anyone know how to get your dog to stop rubbing his ass on the carpet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 K69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 http://12ozprophet.com/forum/faq.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sneak Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 thats what you call a general question??? i would have gone with something like "whats the weather like".. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 When I said general I meant that it could be a thread that was meant for questions concerning all topics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 your dog has herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 its always funny seeing a newjack try to create the next big thread or organize the people around here it never works out newjack ps ur dog wants TP TP for its bunghole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Nah, it's funnier when you see that thread title asking some inane question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 for real though: it's easy to cure the dog of such an ailment - you may need two people though. 1. drink a large beverage (preferably malt liquor) 2. get an industrial funnel and a tube of astroglide 3. pin the dog down (may require an extra human) 4. apply astroglide to tip of funnel 5. insert funnel into canine anus 6. urinate into funnel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 its called "the shit thread" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 its always funny seeing a newjack try to create the next big thread or organize the people around here it never works out newjack ps ur dog wants TP TP for its bunghole just cause I don't have thousands of post don't mean I'm a newjack considering we both joined the new oz on April 2006, and I was on here before the switch.. Secondly, wasn't trying to organize the ounce, simply thought it would be a good thread. But if you wanna stick to the shit thread /nohomo i'm all for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 well anywho you have to work his anal gland with yer finger. no joke. /no beastie either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 they use the gland for smellin' like hey how iz youz guyzzz? but his is backed up, so yeah gotta get up in there and relive the pressure. or get the vet to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 disclaimer: I AM DRUNK ^really but that's the problem wit yer dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 thank god i dont have a dog id never put my finger in anythings ass except a girls ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weekend_habit Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 for real though: it's easy to cure the dog of such an ailment - you may need two people though. 1. drink a large beverage (preferably malt liquor) 2. get an industrial funnel and a tube of astroglide 3. pin the dog down (may require an extra human) 4. apply astroglide to tip of funnel 5. insert funnel into canine anus 6. urinate into funnel HAHA...this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 thank god i dont have a dog id never put my finger in anythings ass except a girls ass To the vets it is. That sounds real fuckin sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons. Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the endurance of any individual woodchuck. But even so answers have been calculated. Per hour (median amount): 158 butt cords. Per day: 684 butt cords. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 wow you can close this thread now MAR just king'd it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Why are there so many threads i just hate clicking on and they keep getting recycled to the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Ugly Radio Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Anyway, anyone know how to get your dog to stop rubbing his ass on the carpet? your dog has worms. get your dog dewormed... take care of your fucking dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 my dog got his third deworming like 3 weeks ago. My vet does it in three sittings so that all the eggs are killed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 can a girl get pregnant from swallowing my load? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he? There has been some recent speculation into the fact that Fuzzy Wuzzy may have had hair when he was young but lost it due to mange, these reports are still unconfirmed. Unfortunately, since he no longer has hair he would not be "fuzzy" unless of course you are referring to his name, in which case he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 MAR is full of knowledge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 truth, but that fuzzy wuzzy shit is straight wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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