IrishCarBombs Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 she has a hairy asshole too, i'd prolly still smash and dash again if i get the chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 icb, stick your nose between her cheeks and take a whiff of her butthole. then report back to us on the smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 thats gross man.. that means she has dingleberries yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Holy fuck this thread is funny :lol: I can't even post my great walrus encounter of 07. Shit raises the bar into the stratosphere. /NeverAgainOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Some people are good at this thread, and some people epicly fail. Roadpig- Nice one dude! that chick looks like she'd be a wild freak that smells weird. ICB- FAIL... What is it with you people, unless there is some crazy gnarly story to go along with smashing decent to good looking chicks, it doesnt belong here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 And after school - Just fuckin post it man. Plezo is still in first in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 this thread is the best place for me to tell this story. i had a roommate when i was 21. the dude was a dirty mother fucker. i think he had a box of RIT in his closet, "just in case." anyways. dude is sitting on the couch with a friend of ours, my other roommate and i are watching tv with them. so we're watching tv, and i look at my other roommate. he looks like something just puked in his lap, and rolls his eyes over at the couch. i look over, and my other roommate is just slobbering all over this chick. it looked like to retards trying to lick popsicle sweat off each other's cheeks. so i look back at my other roommate in shock, it just never seemed like anyone in the house was going to hook up with this chick. i mean we were all drunk, but we were always drunk back then. anyways. the two of them go into the room, and we stay watching tv with the volume up as to not hear any sounds of sweaty passion. the next day, i see my roommate (the one fucking). i just say "what the fuck was that all about?" he starts laughing and goes into it. he's like "yeah i fucked her, but i only had one condom." so this dude fucks this chick, busts one in the glove, takes it off, and throws it on his nasty ass carpet. then they woke up in the morning, felt like fucking, and seeing as it was his only condom --reused it. so he fucked this chick with a condom covered in pet dander, saw dust, pretzel crumbs, and whatever else was on there. that dude was a dirty mother fucker. WTF? Why wouldnt he just hit that shit raw deal if he was so dirty? Shit feels better and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I was in a hot tub w/ some chick. She basically told me she was a hoe and down to fuck, "I juat like sex." She tried to kiss me, and I told her I wasn't down. Still, I felt kind of sorry for her, so I offered to feel up titties while she rubbed one out. This went for a while, I ended up slipping her some duece dueces for a whiule after, but still didn't feel right about letting her touch me (there was a joke/rumor that she fucked my uncle). We finished, she said, "wow, I owe you head for like and hour." I went back inside, my uncle was there, like "where's old girl?" I was just like, "I think she left." She cleaned up all the empty cans and stuff in the backyard while IU went to sleep. Owe, and her roommate was my date the day before, and didn't wear panties. sincerly, vanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Sounds pretty cool i guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 drunk smashed and dashed twice bish tried to call me asking to give a relationship a chance. aint having it Yo ICB, imma come visit and you gotta put me on with this bitch, that ass is serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 this thread is fuct. theres only like one girl in the whole thing that i wouldnt fuck, and it aint the merpes one. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I was recently reminded of a smash and dash from a couple of years ago. I saw a recent picture of this girly and was finally embarrassed the way I should have been back then. She is the only girl I ever denied fucking. She told a bunch of people and they all asked me. FUCK NO!!! I didn't break her off. The shame. No I won't post flicks. I feel sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I woke up tired and naked in my bed this morning... I wonder if i sleep smashed anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 No I won't post flicks. I feel sick. That's how I feel guys, sorry. I carry a lot of hate for myself after that incident :lol: If some of you didn't know me in real life it would be a different story haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 i denied boning a nasty broad i couldnt bring myself to it it literally almost made me sick thinking about it like physically ill and sick no pics trust me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I saw a picture of her from Halloween trying to be all sexy and crap.. Oh fuck the horror. Alcohol and drug fueled affairs always end badly. Even if just for one night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 goddamn. just when i thought this thread was going down the crapper. idda fucked that amazon beezy. I NEEDSTA GET BACK ON THIS GAME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I totally banged this broad last night... Worst ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 really? do tell... oh yeah...pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I banged the smily dude.. Bad joke. I'll stop posting smilies everywhere now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 you suck. does any one here every take pics of themselves boning skanks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 you suck. does any one here every take pics of themselves boning skanks? I have before... Its pretty awesome.. I could even post one, but, I'd be willing to bet a few dudes on this board have ran through this broad, and I don't really wanna deal with the real life repercussions of posting it. I'll trade you on IM if you want though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 go it. nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Go it? How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 i dont understand how some girls dont take fucking care of themselves. dont wax that ass, dont keep shit clean. dirty, uglyass, fatty bitches should all be grouped together and shipped off to easter island or something. nasty ass bitches, on some, navigate through the rolls to find the fat ass pussy lips type shit. UGH never again will i fuck with a girl whos heavier than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 BTW... Home made porn is like... Pretty... Well, it doesnt look like regular porn, AT ALL... And i dont suggest it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 imagine how it must feel to be a fat, ugly bitch though? its like the lowest of the low. not only are you a female, designated to sucking cocks and having periods, but you have to be a fat, unnattractive female who can only get dick from prison inmates. i would probably kill myself if i had to be a fattie chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 wat They're fat chicks dude.. They suck dick and have periods... They're like the dudes of chicks... They take advantage of drunk dudes at parties, will suck a little dick in hopes of getting some action, and not call you ever again after they bone you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 This Thread Rates a 10 in my book. Funniest one of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 thats call practice, or as i call em 'who givesa fucks'.... i have a couple pics of me thrashing broads. for fun. should i post them? i dont know if yall niggas can handle my hairy ass though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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