Hayabusa Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 id let a tiger maul me theres nothing really more badass than fighting a tiger to the death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I can imagine what the conversation sounded like before they got mauled.... "OMG, dude...a tiger! Here, take my phone...get a shot of me with it." "Uhhh...that's not a good idea. Why is it out of its cage?" "Man, if that tiger tries any shit I will TOTALLY kick its ass, dude." "Uhhh, dude, I hear sirens..." "SHUT UP, PUSSY! Dude...we're totally going to put this on Myspace, and get so much beav! Stop being such a little bitch!" Or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 RIP SHAI RIP SHIA! RIP SPYD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 It's good to know that I would be missed around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I didnt even know the zoo was open on christmas It's only open to siberian tigers and gays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 The Austin Zoo is pretty janky. All the animals were donated or rescued or some hippie shit like that. Either way, there are cougars. You guys might remember me saying how I threw small rocks at it so it would look sassy for a photo. It did look sassy. And that was about it. Not even a minor threat of mauling. Why? Because the cougar was not wanting to get beat up in front of his buddies. Those dudes just weren't putting off the right vibe. You gotta let the big cats know who's boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
505boogie Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 word up to that. dog whisperer styley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 They ID'd the guy http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/12/26/MNEJU4SVN.DTL&tsp=1 So on the news they said that it was pretty evident that the tiger was somehow provoked And there was the possibility that somebody dangled their leg in front of the tiger pen Maybe even thrown pine cones at it Uh... Yeah... That might result in a ferocious mauling ending in death and/or injury Heres dudes myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=44515158 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 THE VICTIM THE ASSASIN some quotes from CARLOS Carlos's Blurbs About me: Hey What's Up!? My Name is Carlos, Im portugeese and brazilian. I'm 16, I love my life , but its gonna get better. I want to be DJ someday. I Hang with the family , and my true homies play basketball and go out to the movies and partyharder then a rock star, only sumdayz wen i have my days off of work. I'm just a laid back guy looking for some cool new friends! So if anyone wants to talk, just say wat it doo doo!! RIP TIGER, RIP KID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy roller. Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 this chick could be a suicide girl if she wanted to... That's not saying much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Only in CHZero could it be proven that the deceased victim did not only deserve it, but he was also gay. It's not even page two yet. hahaha, too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 i bet that dudes girlfriends is puerto rican. they like to scratch alot, sometimes stab. damn i love latinas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 you should see my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 High and drunk .... fucking with tigers .... dont have too much sympathy for these fools. I feel worse for the tiger. Todays Update Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 haha, that's what you get for fucking with a tiger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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