awkward eye Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 And what's the deal with shaking a females hand (like a regular old-fashioned handshake. Job interview style)? Is it still supposed to be firm like when you shake a dude's hand? Cause I usually just give them a soft girly handshake, but I've overheard some chick talking about how some dude gave her a limp ass handshake. I did the same thing...Then I asked my wife about it and apparently women find a weak ass handshake to be a turn off...So now I grip that shit. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 i hate when i go to shake some ones hand... and miss, and they just grab my fingers.. i fuckin hate handshakes Not a miss but they clamp down too quick. Thats the one that gets me ... Fuck are you trying to make me look like a bitch. I think I am going to start stopping mid-shake them and calling out on it and making them start over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I did the same thing...Then I asked my wife about it and apparently women find a weak ass handshake to be a turn off...So now I grip that shit. :lol: fucking wannabe pretty boys are usually the ones who give chicks those weak ass petty handshakes where they shake the girls hand by her palm or her fingers. when i shake a girls hand i let her know "yo this handshake is as firm as my penis yo, firm but pleasant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 HAHAHAH holy shit that was good. hell yeah im about that slap pound. but noode hand shakes is what i do if i want to make some one feel awkward shits hilarious to see the look on their face. :o hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Fuck givin females soft gentle handshakes. I give them motherfuckers the homeboy handshake with the strongarm grip, pull backwards then clutch, release and snap fingers, then finish it with daps then knuckles. Maybe even bump shoulders while shaking and a quick tap with the fist to the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I hate when people give me the death grip. It's happened to me so many times now I'm paranoid about shaking someones hand. Another thing I hate about handshakes is when people cut your hand off early and grab your fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 i fucking hate when girls do that shit like it hurts to shake hands. i wish there was some sorta rule you know like if they shake hands like a big pussy you are allowed to punch them in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 A couple times though id be introduced by mutual friends to females and on more then one account as im moving in for the hand shake home girl straight opens up and gives me a hug. it feels nice, but still, you owe me a handshake. i also had one dude say "whats up baby." as i was shaking his hand i looked him in the eye and i could tell that that shit slipped out. needless to say i never spoke to dude again, because that was on my top 10 list of gayest shit ever said to me ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Anyone else seeing a title change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 fucking wannabe pretty boys are usually the ones who give chicks those weak ass petty handshakes where they shake the girls hand by her palm or her fingers. when i shake a girls hand i let her know "yo this handshake is as firm as my penis yo, firm but pleasant." I've never given a handshake like that...:lol: But women do have smaller hands so I used to be more gentle when giving one a handshake, I didn't think it really mattered till I talked to my wife about it. I still don't grip their shit like I'm shaking another dudes hand though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Fuck givin females soft gentle handshakes. I give them motherfuckers the homeboy handshake with the strongarm grip, pull backwards then clutch, release and snap fingers, then finish it with daps then knuckles. Maybe even bump shoulders while shaking and a quick tap with the fist to the back. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I never knew there was a secret gay hand shake....Gotta love landoverbaptist.com for coming up with that shit though. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I have to be really carful next time I'm shaking hands not to move my middle finger. I might give somebody the wrong idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Pascal Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 i usually give people the firm shake, it let's them know i'm serious. *it's also gentle though...i think guys should do it to girls firm but soft, not too hard. some of our hands are delicate. i like how you dont even specify what you shake... i vary the strength of shake/ clutch for various female body parts hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I hate when I throw out a knuck and buddy throws out a hand and we both share that awkward few seconds seeing who is going to switch it up. Generally I just put my hands down and carry on into a conversation/small talk and avoid the shake/knuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 this is truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLSE Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 i get complimented on my handshake a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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