HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 the trick is to pour some water on the pan, put an oversized lid on it and let the steam do its magic. well thats steaming eggs and not poaching them. /technicalityoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 a hardboiled egg wrapped in sausage meat, rolled in breadcrumbs, and then deep-fried. a traditional scottish dish kinda looks like an indian kofta. my mother makes these and they are to die for. I think I'm going to make the girl I marry take a month to learn how to cook from my mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 just woke up, about to be making eggs and bacon. breakfast 2 days in a row, i could get use to this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 HP, try my microwave trick. It works. Your way is better (it's the real way to poach eggs), but ANYONE can do the microwave trick. It's a no-brainer. I forgot to mention a little vinegar. Good call. We still need to have a recipe thread in Ch. 0, or bump an old one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 ^^ 'cooking with are 2' is the thread. i think most people get overwhelmed with cooking but theres only a handful of techniques that you need to know and you can cook anything. if people were interested i could write up simple tutorials for things like poaching eggs and stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Scotch eggs are awesome. I lived on the one-bite ones from ASDA a few years ago. Jackson will know what I'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Even though I'm Scottish, those eggs are fucking crazy looking. Only the British could invent such a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I only eat eggs if I have drank excessively the night before. Migas. It's how we do it in The Lone Star state. Also, I have been told that I make the best scrambled eggs in existence. I believe the hype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 My microwave must be pretty powerful because that shit completely exploded, like nothing was even salvageable to eat after about 45 seconds. I'm going to try the pan method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 WHOA. Sorry. You DID crack the egg into the water first, right? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Also, I have been told that I make the best scrambled eggs in existence. I believe the hype. I've heard mine are rather good as well. I challenge you to a cook off to the death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 ^uh oh cooking with 12oz ironchef battle to the death! also i will mollywhomp both your feeble attempts at eggery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I'll egg your house!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 a hardboiled egg wrapped in sausage meat, rolled in breadcrumbs, and then deep-fried. a traditional scottish dish they serve those at Toronto FC games (MLS) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 COOK OFF ! last one standing wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 i just ate a burger from Fatburger with a fried egg on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 My brother's Portugese ass girlfriend made me a steak with a fried egg and some kinda gravy on it...shit was amazing, but could also have been bottled and sold as a laxative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 eggs are where it's at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 YOU CANNOT BURN AN EGG. I've tried, it's impossible. What are you smoking? Eggs are so easy to burn And they smell hella bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 shai must be the worst cook in the world microwaves eggs, and is unaware that eggs can be burned. eggs burn easily as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I've never done it. Burned an egg, that is. What do you guys cook with, napalm? And I'll bet you never even TRIED to microwave an egg. I thought it was crazy, but it actually works. Apparently, I have a really low power microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 yeah you just put an egg in the pan, don't use enough oil, and leave the egg there. it only takes a couple minutes for it to burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I've never done it. Burned an egg, that is. What do you guys cook with, napalm? And I'll bet you never even TRIED to microwave an egg. I thought it was crazy, but it actually works. Apparently, I have a really low power microwave. microwaving to cook anything as opposed to heating it up is fucking disgusting microwaves get a big thumbs down id prefer to eat my food cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 And when I say, burn an egg, I don't mean, throw it in there and go take a whiz while it's cooking. I mean, it's hard to do if you keep an eye on it. You cook anything on high heat in a frying pan for longer than a few minutes, OF COURSE it's gonna look like charcoal and smell bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Dude. I poach eggs in a microwave, it works. I have no reason to make this up. And I have YET to burn an egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I heard a guy on the bus one time talkin bout cooking salmon in a microwave. I made a thread about it. Shit was fuckin disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 well if you're talking about microwaving, then yes it's a lot harder to burn it i don't think i've ever burned anything in a microwave. why not poach the egg by boiling water on the stove. you get a fuller flavor, a more thoroughly cooked egg, and you don't get the radiation. men and "independent women" of the 90's-00's seem to be scared of stoves and ovens for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 fuck a microwave for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I agree, poaching an egg in a microwave sounds crazy...but it works. To each their own. How do you fuck a microwave, eatso? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 with good 'ole fashion southern gumption that's how Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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