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i really like eggs. Runny yolk and all that. But I havent mastered flipping them yet. Instead of having a pretty egg it ends up in a messy ball. Am i even supposed to flip eggs?

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nah, you're supposed to get a flyteta mamasita to rock those eggs for you and homefries seasoned with adobo and sazon

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dawood i feel you. but Im sayin I gotta eat when she isnt here.

 

How you gonna talk about closing my thread when im just tryna get some egg-ucation.

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God damn...It's eggs muhfucka. Turn 'em with a spatula, lowlife ass nucka.

 

 

 

 

Come back when you want to talk about the foi gras I'm dippin in these Ruffles chips.

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id like to talk about that foie gras you have there.

 

the science behind cooking eggs baffles me. Its so hit it or miss.

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id like to talk about that foie gras you have there.

 

the science behind cooking eggs baffles me. Its so hit it or miss.

 

you must have an electric stove.

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I would fuck this raw dog then eat it, then shit out our bastard human-egg children and eat them.

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Is that a science project showing the different layers of the Earth?

 

What is that??

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no you're not supposed to flip eggs... it's not a pancake... flip 'em only when you're trying to fry them hard.

 

poaching is the healthiest way to cook an egg

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Is that a science project showing the different layers of the Earth?

 

What is that??

 

a hardboiled egg wrapped in sausage meat, rolled in breadcrumbs, and then deep-fried.

 

a traditional scottish dish

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nah im cooking on gas for the first time in my life. I think its my pan. Its all beat outta shape and the egg just runs amuck in there.

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