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what if you were the only person on earth for one week


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its saturday night and i was just discussing this with a friend

what if you were the only person on the earth for a week?

just to see what it was like

im telling you i would

  • steal all the paint from the local fred meyers
  • steal all the clothes i ever wanted
  • walk around naked for the longest
  • go paint everything in sight
  • boost about five cars
  • rob a bank

thats all i can think of

if this thread fails its whatever

just trying to make things interesting

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Break into rich people's houses and play with their fancy cats.

Then poop in their fridge.

 

Drive to Dallas and find King Diamond's house.

Roll around in his bed.

Dress up in his clothes.

Leave him love notes in secret places around his house.

 

Borrow a UHaul and head to the art store.

Fill it with expensive paint and all the sheet glass they had.

Do that a few times.

 

Go to a weed dude's house and take all his weed.

Try to find more weed houses to take all their weed, as well.

 

Steal a plasma screen television & XBox360.

Guitar Hero I,II,Rock Of The 80's, Legends Of Rock.

Cordless Flying V guitar.

 

Take UHaul to the music store.

Fill it with BC Rich Warlocks.

And various other musical equipment.

One of those fancy consoles that changes your voice all crazy.

Samplers.

 

Take UHaul to liquor store.

Fill with whiskey and vodka.

 

Take UHaul to bike shop.

Fill with BMXs.

 

Basically, I would just ride around all day, smoking weed and stealing radical things.

I might even do cocaine just so I can get the most out of my week.

I can always sleep once everyone comes back around.

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I would say I would go to cattle farms and chicken farms and let all the animals go.

But they would probably die.

Or get eaten by wolves.

 

I might still do that.

At least they would have some fun time to wander free before they die.

Which they will do either way.

 

I would also go to the zoo.

And throw massive chunks of meat at the large cats.

I wouldn't try to pet or hug them.

But I would feed them and look into their eyes and let them know they are loved.

Then I would hold hands with a monkey.

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I would say I would go to cattle farms and chicken farms and let all the animals go.

But they would probably die.

Or get eaten by wolves.

 

I might still do that.

At least they would have some fun time to wander free before they die.

Which they will do either way.

 

I would also go to the zoo.

And throw massive chunks of meat at the large cats.

I wouldn't try to pet or hug them.

But I would feed them and look into their eyes and let them know they are loved.

Then I would hold hands with a monkey.

 

awww...

 

 

i was watching planet earth today and they had the episode with the footage of the snow leopard. it was beautiful, even watching it hunt.

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I think those are baby goats.

I could be wrong.

But I doubt it.

 

I would end up sticking their head in my mouth.

Not trying to be metal and bite it off.

Just trying to taste the cuteness.

 

Snow leopards are too excellent.

All big cats make me want to hug things.

Random objects.

They are so adorable I can't help myself.

 

I wish there were miniature bears.

Polar bears that were the size of a small dog.

How precious would that be?

 

Baby animals are too good.

They should start making all animals in tiny form.

For my own pleasure and cuddling needs.

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I think those are baby goats.

I could be wrong.

But I doubt it.

 

I would end up sticking their head in my mouth.

Not trying to be metal and bite it off.

Just trying to taste the cuteness.

 

Snow leopards are too excellent.

All big cats make me want to hug things.

Random objects.

They are so adorable I can't help myself.

 

I wish there were miniature bears.

Polar bears that were the size of a small dog.

How precious would that be?

 

Baby animals are too good.

They should start making all animals in tiny form.

For my own pleasure and cuddling needs.

 

I know those were goats,

 

Some friends and I had been talkin bout miniature horses last night and it made me think of that.

 

 

 

And I totally support the tiny animals form.

 

Lets get us some Symbol's in here, get her to work on makin shit tiny from the genetic perspective.

 

or I can get google to do this when they hire me.

 

 

god willing.

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imagine pitting a miniature pizzlie against a pissed off miniature elephant.

 

 

/noanimalhurting

 

just sorta like a natural animal fight. like if i happened to have a miniature elephant and you happened to have a miniature cross between a polar bear and a grizzly, we brought them together thinking they would have a great interanimal play date. then bam, little growls and

elephant trumpeting. a cute scuffle. seperate them like angry dogs until they learn to play together.

 

that would be one hell of a time.

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