Dr. Dose Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Sometimes I pull the trigger to early. Real talk, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 *BRAKES* SHIT? HOW YOU GOT SHIT UNDER YOUR NAIL AND WHY ARENT YOU TAKIN CARE OF THAT? LONG HAIR, DONT CARE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 I STILL GOT SHIT AND BLOOD UNDER MY NAIL FROM LAST NIGHT REAL MAN TALK I have the same thing. Slammed my finger in a door a month ago, and its been black ever since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Just bought a new pair of these MAN TALK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkerock Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 just ate 5 spicy-as-fuck steak tacos. now im gonna fart on the train and watch people suffer. man shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 just punched a grizzly in the mouth with a another grizzlies ripped off arm while doing a back flip off a motorcycle with jets and shit all to the tune of this all hail MEN TAK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Wow I remember this thread. Didn't Toe cutter come back with many different names? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I don't recall but this was one of those threads. whoa. I almost did a "back in the good old day" nevermind. also those carharts are awesome wish I still had mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 dude overheard at a party referring to me: "she's the most badass dude ever." Radical dudes think I am a dude. So I am allowed to talk in a dudes only thread. To start off, this is going to be a little long. But it relates, so I will tell. So I spent this last weekend out camping at this Texas grind/metal fest. I came down with a sickness, so I went to bed early the second night. The third morning, I wake up, crawl out of my tent and smoke a cigarette. I see a strange dude walking around in short shorts. I didn't think much. I crawl back into my tent and lay down with my legs out the door flap. As I look up, I can see short shorts bee-lining it toward my tent. I figured he was just coming to talk. I was wrong. He laid on my tent. With me still inside. Me: hey dude, what's up? Dude:I'm on acid. Me: oh, well. can you get off my tent, dude? Dude: When is it going to stop? Me: If you get off my tent, I can help you figure that out. Dude:Can you call my mom? Me:I don't know you, or your mom and nobody gets reception out here, I can't help you. Can you get off my tent? I hear laughter coming from the other tent cities around us. Someone finally comes and pulls him up off my tent. I crawl out and face the day. A few minutes later, I am talking with some buddies. Acid dude walks up and sits down. Looking sad. Then pukes. I give him water. We say how sad it is that he is having such a horrible time. But it's almost 9 in the morning, and I have a 1/2 gallon of rum with my name on it. I walk to get my drank on. We sit Acid Dude in the field and figure we can keep an eye on him. A few minutes later someone says, "He just scratched his ass, now he is smelling his finger with fury." We laugh. A few minutes later. Acid Dude shits his pants. Or shall I say, he shits his short shorts. Then he starts eating his own shit. Handfuls of not-so-solid looking shit. We flip out. Laughing. And feeling bad for him at the same time. We take him to a tent and lay him down. Later on in the afternoon, I am pretty well into my drunk. He walks up to the camp site we are sitting at..wrapped in a blanket and looking sad and like he's had the worst day of his life. As he walked up, I quietly said that I bet he is nude underneath the blanket. He was. He showed us what he was working with quite a few times. Then I got drunk and listened to some metal. And tried not to think about the sad nude dude walking around that had feasted on his own fecal matter for breakfast. Poor dude. A real life PSA telling kids the horrors of LSD. All the shit wreckage was burnt in a fire. He will never live that day down. For as long as he lives, he will be known as the dude at No Thanks that ate shit, literally. AMAZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 HUNTING YELLING RAW MEAT MAN TALK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittens and pancakes Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 i haven't changed my tampon in 6 weeks. man talk. woman arent allowed here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 BEAH'Z BABEZ BBQ'Z BIG BOOTY PORN'Z BOOSTING BBQ BACON BURGERZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 SHITS SHOTS SHAMWOW SHAWTIES SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION MAYNE TALKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 surgically removed a virgin heart, using a ceremonial dagger on top of a pyramid, for sacrifice to teh krink godz aztec graffndance mantalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 and you didnt hit it first? THATS NOT MAN TALK homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwriteforkicks Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Sex, Drugs, Rock n Roll..........my life is complete :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I just ate a packet of chips for breakfast Man Talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 brownies and pizza. beer too. and im watching chowder. MANSLACKERTALK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 PUMPIN IRON DRINK BEER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 ^ BROTALK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 powerbar!!!! MAN TALk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merwhale Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 MAN TALK garfield minus garfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ice Nerves Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 HOLY FUCKING LOL :) :lol: :scrambled: THIS IS OFFICIALLY A THREAD ABOUT COMMUNICATION IN GAY MALE RELATIONSHIPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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a/s/l? Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Twinky Talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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