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i spent all fuckin day trying to find a pair of jeans that fit the way i like and came up empty handed. i literally tried on about 30 pairs.

 

so instead i bought a cell phone. i have gone without one for about a year, but decided it would probably come in handy

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sounds like the wife, except she buys 30 pair before she finds the one she wants.

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Once I find a brand and cut of jeans I like I buy a few pairs. A year later I don't like them anymore or something and suddenly I have to trash half my wardrobe.

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i saw two metrosexuals at the mall on tuesday... i could tell because i smelled strong scents of cologne. when i turned to see where it was coming from, the metros were about 30 feet away, which i thought was pretty far for a cologne scent. then they got closer and i noticed the two of them each had about 4 large shopping bags in their hands. they were also wearing turtlenecks, and had a lot of grease in their hair.

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Once I find a brand and cut of jeans I like I buy a few pairs.

 

 

but i was trying on the same style of jeans today but they fit differently than the ones i already have. really fucking frustrating

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shop with girls and let them choose a selection, so you can respond ' nah that shit is gay' or 'yeah ok i'll try that on'

 

Its makes it so much more painless and eliminates any need for you to browse

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yeah clothes shopping is the worst shit ever.

 

i think from now on when i need a new pair of jeans i'll just take the old thrashed pair in a tell them to find the closest shit to that

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yeah clothes shopping is the worst shit ever.

 

i think from now on when i need a new pair of jeans i'll just take the old thrashed pair in and tell them to find the closest shit to that

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shop with girls and let them choose a selection, so you can respond ' nah that shit is gay' or 'yeah ok i'll try that on'

 

Its makes it so much more painless and eliminates any need for you to browse

 

no.....that just says "here control my life", and slowly it will move from her picking out your jeans to controlling your bank account, your house and every single move you make.

unless you're past that stage already.

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i fucking was at my friend's house today with like two other chicks, and we were trying to find something to do and my friend suggested shopping. how gay right. anyway i had to drive his ass and these two other chicks to urban outfitters...... it gets gayer

 

he bought skinny ass jeans for like 60 dollars... one pair of fucking jeans... skinny ass jeans...

total waste

i don't know why i still hang out with these people

 

/no homo

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^ that shit is bearable as long as your're fucking one of the chicks. or you're helping your mate score.

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well, one of these chicks i can't stand (i've known her for a long time), and the other one i just met today, and she's "like a sister" to my friend.

 

it was really lame, lame enough for me to ditch them to go hang out with my sister.

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thats why you should buy levis

 

go to a levis store and look at every fit they have

 

they have everything from superslim to baggy as fuck and everything in between

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I've been wearing oversized jeans since the early 90's. And that was probably the last time I ever had to try them on before buying. Makes shit alot easier. Not to mention alot more comfortable. And at least I don't look like a faggot rockin spandex girls pants.

(Not saying that you were shopping for spandex girls pants).

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And what's with these faggots and their skintight jeans anyways? Where do they put their wallet and keys and cellphones and shit? And you see these kids skateboarding in their faggot ass girls pants I have no idea how the fuck they can even bend their legs in that shit.

I'm sure they'll all go sterile and not reproduce though, that's what's up.

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i imagine those skinny jeans must put untellable and unnecessary pressure on their tiny penises. maybe thats why they are all such pussies.

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the jeans have spandex in the cotten to allow then to stretch

 

I would not spend 60 - 80 dollors for a pair of jeans though

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the jeans have spandex in the cotten to allow then to stretch

 

it sounds like you speak from experience?

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no

 

I don't wear skin tight jeans

 

I know people that do

 

i wear fitted and above

 

I can't skate in tight pants

 

and my penis would show too much

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