GamblersGrin Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 so this girl is flying up for the night from north carolina, paying for the hotel room and taking me to a rather large and expensive, albeit not so much my kind of, band tonight in the city of brotherly love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Thats awesome. I know it doesnt apply to this no lie I know its from Napoleon Dynamite...If you have to travel to see them then GET A FULL BODY SHOT! I traveled to see this girl i used to smash like 3 years prior. I get up there bitch gained literally 200lbs at college. Worst night ever. Regardless I am sure you alredy know this person bettter than I thought I knew my person and you dont really have to do much. Fucking good on ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 my current girlfriend took a 10 hour train ride just to meet me after talking on the internet for half a year. she moved in with me shortly after and it's our 11 month today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Damn, makes me wonder what the fuck I am doing wrong?? Good shit man, you wear the players cape well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 did you go for it anyways even though she turned into an elephant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 No she bought me and my boy pizza and then she ate it all. I just said fuck this and bounced. She was all sweaty smelling like cheese trying to be all close to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I reeally want pizza now. Ass hole. I have had two girls travel interstate to visit. First time was a not so good scenario. I didn't realise that doing the no pants dance with me, was pretty much her single motivation for coming. I had never met this girl and she was way too psyched on me already. The more recent occurrence however, was awesome. A lot of fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Do you? Or maybe you just want a fatty that smells like pizza? The no pants dance considered a problem? Was she a fattie or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 It was just strange having a girl I had never met be so keen to fuck. Beside that though, turned out she was staying with a guy who was keen as mustard to get down with her. First night she was in town she came and hung out with me and lets just say she didn't make it home that night. Next morning there was a shit storm because this guy was flipping out. His house mate (female) was mates with one of my house mates (female) so I copped a tonne of harassment for some shit I didn't even know was going on. And yes pizza. You're ruining my fucking life right now Some1. I just fucked around trying to find a pizza joint in the area that is open and will deliver. While dialing however I realised I don't even know the fucking address of the place I'm staying at. Don't worry I don't actually expect anybody to read my rambling. <---- Hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 hahaha sucker I hate that shit all fucked up at some place and you cant find the address to get food delivered too. It takes soooo fyucking long to find someone to just tell you too... p.s. keen as mustard I am boutta start using that one...I dont get it but i liek it...fucking aussies freakin awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 She was all sweaty smelling like cheese trying to be all close to me... acting like you didnt like the pepperoni breath she was kicking. right..... im sure you got off on the pizza smell she let off as you boned her fat ass on some drunk mission.... got your fucked up email btw.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Yo dude we are gonna auction off her panties son...dont knock the hustle negros just tryna make a buck yadidimean!? and no i didnt fuck her...but i should admit the smell of pepparoni gave me a boner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Well I had a girl drive 6 hours for me that I had never met and she was all keen and shit. I hit it, but when every story she had to tell revolved around her ex of the past 2 years I got sick of that shit and was in no hurry to go back for more. So she got the flick, and eventually ended up going back to the ex which was great as it got her off my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 and no i didnt fuck her...but i should admit the smell of pepparoni gave me a boner... hahaha. thats what i thought..... i hadnt been on in so long I had to send opt for the email password link. havent been this bored with not much to do in awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 haha welcome to my life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Some1: I"M SO FUCKING HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 hahaha sucker...lunch time in 30 min = motorcycle ride and quizno's Dude it all makes sence now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 my co-worker brought me a mcgriddle i'm not sure how i felt about it, but i was hungry and ate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 sherock is flying in to see me...I think she just wants the dick...and when I say dick I mean beer and gambling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I did not win $20 million in lotto tonight. This actually saddened me. Fuck I'm going to sleep so I can wake the fuck up and go eat something awesome for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 sherock is flying in to see me...I think she just wants the dick...and when I say dick I mean beer and gambling... stop being a tard......i'm not flying in to see you. i'm flying there for work. i don't want any kind of dick, but beer yes. maybe i'll take the train to ny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 stop being a tard......i'm not flying in to see you. i'm flying there for work. i don't want any kind of dick, but beer yes. maybe i'll take the train to ny. if you get drunk you probably will end up calling some1 for some gusher love. thats how it usually pops off. when u least expect it. I heard some1 is the cool guy of his town... that doesnt leave many options for you.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 which is why i said i'll take the train to ny instread...haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 which is why i said i'll take the train to ny instread...haha good call. just make sure to pack the looobz. for real though why would u possibly end up going for work in CT? i could understand NY.. but CT?:o youll just be working with ppl like some1 hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 i have to go to a convention at the mohegan sun. why? i don't know. i don't know anyone in ct to hang out with besides some1, so i thought maybe we could go out and drink. now, i'm not so sure. i think maybe i'll just go see some 12oz ny-ers.......i think i'll have more fun. some1 is still a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 i have to go to a convention at the mohegan sun. why? i don't know. i don't know anyone in ct to hang out with besides some1, so i thought maybe we could go out and drink. now, i'm not so sure. i think maybe i'll just go see some 12oz ny-ers.......i think i'll have more fun. some1 is still a kid. hmmm. NY is a far ways from CT. but if you are gonna in the area might as well. NY is fun, just go down to the LES any time.. day or night. and as for the some1 being a kid, maybe thatll work out for you...when you think of giving up random ass on a work trip.:D just think if you met him out there without knowing him...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 and no i didnt fuck her...but i should admit the smell of pepparoni gave me a boner... dood..you were about to smash on Pizza the Hutt! you coulda been pumpin away and taking bites of her greasy cheesy goodnes all night!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 :lol: :lol: dood..you were about to smash on Pizza the Hutt! you coulda been pumpin away and taking bites of her greasy cheesy goodnes all night!! :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 hmmm. NY is a far ways from CT. but if you are gonna in the area might as well. NY is fun, just go down to the LES any time.. day or night. and as for the some1 being a kid, maybe thatll work out for you...when you think of giving up random ass on a work trip.:D just think if you met him out there without knowing him...lol i don't give out random ass on work trips. my work trips consist of me drinking and having fun...nothing sexual. i'm in love with my boyfriend. my co-workers on the other hand, well they do what they do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Hey meeting people off of here isn't that bad. I'm pretty sure a lot of you guys met other people on this bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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