AnUpsetStomach Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Hahah she has a boyfriend and is upset that you have a new girlfriend? Typical young girl shit. Start dating WOMEN, not GIRLS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 It’s the squad swarming a van that dude was in, simultaneously holding up 500 cars in traffic. Then there is one with the cops. Kind of funny if you watch them in order. Must....post.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 i read the whole thing. like homeboy said get them all drunk and poke them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Cuz sometimes life reallyyyyyyy just fucks with me. I get a text today from this girl I've been fuckin with like "I got ajob today blah blah" all excited. So I'm like cool, happy for her, and ask where it is, and that's where the God hating me part comes into play. Of course she had to go get a job where my ex girl works. This alone would be bad enough, but her best friend also works there, and her best friend's mom is the boss and absolutely HATES me. As an added bonus I'm actually legally barred from calling/visiting the place because I called up once and threatened her co-worker Anyways, after telling the new girl this and dealing with her, I decide I should call the ex and tell her, just the right thing to do. I do this knowin full well she's gunna be upset, but expecting her to hide it and act cool....not at all. She completely loses it, like mental breakdown status, cryin her eyes out, because not only does she hafta work with a girl I'm now fucking, she also apparently hasta train her. So now the new girls first job is gunna be completely ruined, since the girl training her, her new boss, and prolly all her co-workers already hate her and are gunna attempt to make her quit. On top of that, she hasta deal with the overall awkwardness of working with my ex. I also feel bad for my ex, since having to work with a girl I'm now fuckin with is a really shitty situation. Most of all though, I feel bad fr myself because I see no way this could possibly end well for me Props to anyone who read all of that, since most on here have the attention span of a goldfish just for calling them up and threatening the worker? what did you say?? anyway, that is fucked up. not really for you though, just for the women in the situation. especially for the chick your with now... so i guess it kinda does suck for you. maybe if you didn't call them up and threaten the worker, things wouldn't be that fucked up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Hahah she has a boyfriend and is upset that you have a new girlfriend? Typical young girl shit. Start dating WOMEN, not GIRLS! Yea go for that beat and saggy pus, shit is mmmm mmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ive never come across a saggy girl in her twenties, or early thirties even. I personally think guys who date teens do it because the teen girls dont know better, and girls their own age see right through them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 ;5553221']IT IS time for the scales to fall from our eyes: scientists have claimed not only that goldfish have a memory span of up to three months, but that they can also tell the time. The fish, previously believed to have a memory of just a few seconds, can distinguish between different times of day and can also be taught to follow a routine, according to research. Scientists at Plymouth University have successfully trained the fish to collect food at particular times of day, showing the popular notion of the three-second memory to be very fishy indeed. The findings add to a growing body of evidence that fish are much more sentient and intelligent than had generally been assumed. Recent research has suggested that fish feel pain when they are caught on a hook, can be manipulative and socially aware, have long memories and are able to recognise their shoal-mates. The research, led by Phil Gee of Plymouth University, has added a sophisticated body clock to the piscine intellect. In his experiment, goldfish were placed in a bowl in which they were fed only when they pressed a lever. The fish rapidly learnt that pressing the lever produced a food reward. Once they had been trained in this way, the researchers set up the lever to work for just one hour a day. The fish soon became wise to this, and learnt to press the lever at the same time every day to feed. “The fish worked out that if they hit the lever around that time, they would get some food,” Dr Gee said. “Their activity around the lever increased enormously just before the set hour when their food was dispensed. “But then if no food came out, they stopped pressing the lever when the hour was up. It shows that they are probably able to adapt to changes in their circumstances, like any other small animals and birds.” The study could have implications for fish farming, Dr Gee said. He suggests that it should be possible to train trout and salmon to swim to feeding stations on certain signals, making it easier for farmers to monitor and harvest their stock. ASDFAL;AFAL;FHAL;FHA1??!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 i have no idea what's going on right now, i need a life AYEBEE you should just...... plant some c4 inside of the store or wherever the fuck they all work at so everyone is unemployed and they all have to get new jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ive never come across a saggy girl in her twenties, or early thirties even. I personally think guys who date teens do it because the teen girls dont know better, and girls their own age see right through them. It's all good homie. KEEP VINTAGE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 UPDATE So me and the ex have been talking/hanging out everyday since this happened, same old drama, except that now she's being mad cute/jealous about the new chick and I love it Today I'm hangin out with the new girl at my house, and my ex text messages me. What does this message say you might ask? It's new girl's cell number, she got it out of the files at work I guess haha...honestly, at first I was worried but now I think this situation is hilarious. Immature AB? Yodel at the kid By the way, my brother is up from Florida and I'm goin out with him tonight...I think we're in for some good laughs, since this EXACT SAME thing happened to him like 5 years back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 dude. this is disgusting. can you leave all this shit in this one thread from now on so i dont have to bother reading it any more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 Unfortunately I can't make any guarantees If you really wnat it to stop though, you could send me that dollar.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 you got paypal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngoner Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 i wish my brother were normal and we could go out for drinks and laughs but hes a fucking faggot loser. as i wait for clothes to dry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 I did until $200 magically went missing from my account and I had to wait a fuckin week to get it back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 i read the first 3 sentences... and the last sentence... i feel like i did my part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 i wish my brother were normal and we could go out for drinks and laughs but hes a fucking faggot loser. That sucks dude...my older brother is the coolest muthafucka I know. Type of brother who if something's goin down he will grab me with one hand, tell me to calm down, then turn around and knock dude out with the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 well. pm me your po box or address and i'll send it in the post tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Ughh...AB...you're a good kid and all but seriously? Is this thread still going on? I am so ashamed in so many of you. Including myself for adding to it right now. peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 It surprises me how many people on here say "AB you're a good kid..." I was actually under the impression most of Channel Zero hated me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chie Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 God hates me too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 So what do you hope to achieve from all this AyeBee? Do you want the ex back? And if she comes back, don't you think too much water is under the bridge? And what abotu both your new girl and her new man? Have you taken them into consideration? Because if you haven't and are going after your own selfish agenda, karma will usually come and bite you on the arse. /lifeexperiencesoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fun haver Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Cuz sometimes life reallyyyyyyy just s with me. I get a text today from this I've been in with like "I got ajob today blah blah" all excited. So I'm like cool, happy for her, and ask where it is, and that's where the God hating me part comes into play. Of course she had to go get a job where my ex works. This alone would be bad enough, but her best friend also works there, and her best friend's mom is the boss and absolutely HATES me. As an added bonus I'm actually legally barred from calling/visiting the place because I called up once and threatened her co-worker Anyways, after telling the new this and dealing with her, I decide I should call the ex and tell her, just the right thing to do. I do this knowin full well she's gunna be upset, but expecting her to hide it and act cool....not at all. She completely loses it, like mental breakdown status, cryin her eyes out, because not only does she hafta work with a I'm now ing, she also apparently hasta train her. So now the new s first job is gunna be completely ruined, since the training her, her new boss, and prolly all her co-workers already hate her and are gunna attempt to make her quit. On top of that, she hasta deal with the overall awkwardness of working with my ex. I also feel bad for my ex, since having to work with a I'm now in with is a really ty situation. Most of all though, I feel bad fr myself because I see no way this could possibly end well for me Props to anyone who read all of that, since most on here have the attention span of a goldfish well i do like them goldfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 So what do you hope to achieve from all this AyeBee? Do you want the ex back? And if she comes back, don't you think too much water is under the bridge? And what abotu both your new girl and her new man? Have you taken them into consideration? Because if you haven't and are going after your own selfish agenda, karma will usually come and bite you on the arse. /lifeexperiencesoner I do want the ex back, I think that's obvious from alot of my posts over the last 2 months. We've talked about it, and we both feel like we can get over the shit that the other person has done....it just can't happen right now, I don't think either of us is really ready to go back to the kind of fucked up relationship we had I gotta clarify something here, the new girl I keep mentioning is NOT my girlfriend...I'm not feelin the whole girlfriend thing usually (my ex is obviously an exception). I'm havin fun with a buncha different girls right now, so while the new girl is kinda the one I spend the most time with, and she's cool, and she really likes me alot, I'm not stressin it. I will feel guilty about hurting her if I end up back with the ex, but she'll hafta understand it Her new man? Fuck him. He can get beat up again. To everyone who's sick of readin about this shit, oh well. To everyone who isn't, most likely there's alot more to come, enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 One more thing, even though it might not seem like it I'm not stressin this shit with the ex as much as I was before Now I'm kinda like, eh....if I call her and she doesn't pick up I move along and call the new girl, ya know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Haha ....that sucks. God doesn't hate you. He just has a sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 UPDATE Today was the new girl's first day. Me and the ex hadn't talked in like a week, but last time we did she said "I wish she was dead", so I was kinda feelin sorry for her walkin into that Anyways, turns out they got along fuckin fantastic...a few minutes into it the ex says something about "I was planning on being mean to you but I can't go through with it blah blah blah, figured we should just talk about it now and get it over with" and after that they were like best of friends all night. The ex even told her something at one point like "Don't listen to what people say about AB, everyone thinks they know him but he's a really great person, he's a sweetheart when he wants to be" blah blah. Them talking about me makes me really uncomfortable actually, but whatever I guess. Anyways, they're workin together one more time Wednesday night and then I guess after that they'll be working opposite schedules which is really good, cuz I think the idea of them being friends creeps me the fuck out. Yeah it does. Like my ex texting me to say "She's really cute, I like her alot". Fuckin weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 that seems like bad news for tryin to get back with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 I just wanna know her angle...you don't go from wanting someone dead to being their friend in less than a week for no reason. Something is going on here. We just had a convo via text and she was being strange. Fuck it, I've been doin good not talkin to her, I'mma keep that up and just ride this out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 I say one of two things: She is trying to be a responsible adult and get along with the girl. In which case it will lead to only more distance between you two and decrease the chances of yall gettin back together. or... She's gonna kill her and is only slowly gaining her trust to make it possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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