VAJ Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 During a recent dookie conversation I started wondering why we wipe baby's asses with wipes but when it comes to our own, we settle with paper. I know some people keep wipes around but why isn't that what we always use? Sure they're babies and they have sensitive skin...but seriously.... Toilet paper should be a thing of the past. Also...it is now officially mosquito season. You can wear OFF but eventually, you'll get bit by the little bastards. You could scratch. You can buy something along these lines for $8 Or what I recently found is that you can use soap. A dab of some dish soap, and the irritation is gone. Just a little something I thought some of you might appreciate. If you don't have mosquitos or you don't get bit...well then fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Becuase wet wipers are for total pussys. Like shaving your legs and going to day spas. But mosquito's are easy to deal with. The spray works fine. And if any get within striking distance they get squashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 use your fingernail to make an X over the mosquito bite and that shit is done son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 get yo' wet wipes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Rubbing alcohol or that shit you put on your cuts I forget but it makes the itching go away. I need to get some wipes because my asshole be burninggggg after I wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 ^^*Insert anal joke^^ I thought this thread was gonna be about the pros n cons of small asses and small breasteseses. And Vaj admitting she's a dyke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 what are you talking about, i only use wetwipes, not toilet paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 yeah ? shit. toilet paper son'. fuck wipies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 mosquitoes are really horrible here this year, its disgusting. i never even want to go outside. and the mosquitoes are monster huge. if i get bit its the size of a golfball and camoline lotion is not helping and well babies (besides sensitive skin) need baby wipes cause they shit and piss all over themselves in their diaper.. we dont get shit all over our ass checks when we take a shit i like having the kan-do wipes, it helps machai and i use them too and they are flushable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Fuck shitty assholes. I use both. /nohomo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 babies are fucking pussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 i use wipes,fucka dingleberry son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 i use kandoo too haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 for the bites try using rubbing alchol it stings at first but then it goes away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5doOMFSJT7k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 shit i got cicadus flying arounf everywhere in my hood. they dont bite but they scare the shit out of you when you see there red eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 i use wipes,fucka dingleberry son. Word. All you poo-butts should take note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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