Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
Santa Claus

the PUTTING OFF MAJOR PAPER thread

Recommended Posts

lets hear it for wasting research time in the 12oz.

 

i have an 11 page paper due tommorow regarding music and its affect on the human psyche and body. fuck this shit. so rediculous. i need three hypotheses, and 10 sources. i've got 1 good hypothesis and 1 good source. ha.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

a 20 pager.. for thursday..

control and subjectivity of the 17th century in colonial spain.. joy...

 

im on pg2.

 

i need to get off of here...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

:spent: cheers! i'm in the same boat as you guys. i spent 80% of my time between 12oz and yahoo pool today! my only motivation right now is a tall can of pabst that i hid outside of the library earlier tonight. i get to down it as soon as i bs my way through a 7 pager. good luck fellow slackers!

 

excuses used so far this year for late papers.

all worked smoothly

 

1)debilitating bicycle accident. always works like a charm (used 2wice in diff. classes this semester)

2)flu no dr. excuse. 'couldn't keep food down' nice way of saying barfing!

3)serious diarrhea works best when told to prof. face to face. they cant refuse!

4)memorial service for world trade centre victem (i felt bad about this one)

i'm running out. i may have to use 'anthrax symptems' if i dont hurry up and post this and get back to work!:spent:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i have no excuses. i cant even use any. pretty much i put this off for a month and a half, so, its my fault no matter what. im over it, its cake.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

yeah, i should be writing a philosophy paper right now on why cartesian dualism is false. the grade distribution for these papers over the past three semesters shows that at least 85% of the class always fails this paper. oh yeah, and this paper determines whether i get my test scores curved or not. which are: 69, 61, 57. better than my 41 average in my modern algebra class, or the my C++ grade. but. fuck finals. matter of fact, fuck school right in the ass. what the fuck am i doing here?

 

please don't tell me it's past 12 already.

 

where is the totally fucked smiley? insert that here: __

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

hmm i should be doing my essay on biological experiments and their consequences on society and the acceptance on invetro fretilizationa and the cloning of individuals for the use of organs whic is about like 10 pages but fuck it. im failing anyways.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Puting off A paper?? Try 4!!

 

I'm suppose to write 4 films and 4 abstracts by the end of the semester. I've already done 3 films, and my next one is about a guest on the Johnny Carson show named James Randi. He basically talks about how Church is bullshit, and they completely rip people off by making them think they're psychic healers. Also keep in mind that the chruch pays no taxes. My shittiest paper so far is about "Female Genital Mutilation". If anyone would like to read it, here it is...

 

 

Female genital mutilation is a practice that is still performed today. It is the cutting

 

of the clitoris, the labia, and sewing of the vagina. This is done when girls are about

 

eight years old and usually without any anesthesia. It is obviously painful when the

 

horrific act is performed, and it continues to be painful for the girls when they’re full

 

grown women. When the vagina is sewn, just a small opening remains so the girl can

 

urinate. Sex is not pleasurable for these women, and it seems more like rape then

 

making love.

 

Some cultures continue to perform female gential mutilation on young girls for

 

several reasons. Religion actually has no part in this act, and neither does ethnicity,

 

but many people within the same ethnic background are supportive of female genital

 

mutilation. It is often influenced by tradition that has the parents of a young girl

 

violating her in the most intimate area of her body.

 

Cultures that practice female genital mutilation justify it by stating that it helps the

 

young girl in the future. A religious leader in Egypt is convinced that the cutting of the

 

clitoris helps the young girl control sexual urges during puberty. The clitoris is

 

thought to be an evil thing that confuses the minds of girls into having sex or

 

masturbating. The cultures that practice female genital mutilation say that a girl is

 

purified when her clitoris is removed.

 

Young girls that go through female genital mutilation are prepared by their parents

 

at first. The mother will often tell the young girl that if she doesn’t have this act

 

performed on her, she will be an outcast, and will be unable to get married. Sadly,

 

the girls often think female genital mutilation is okay, and it’s a way of life. Often the

 

mother will trick the daughter into thinking she will receive a gift. Then the girl

 

becomes terrified when she ends up in a clinic full of crying young girls.

 

The physical outcomes of female genital mutilation include extreme pain in the

 

private area for a undetermined amount of time, a greater risk of HIV, painful

 

urination, irregularly long menstrual cycle because the blood can’t come out through

 

such a small vagina opening, and a very high risk of infection. Psychologically, the

 

girls can be traumatized from this act. She may feel abnormal because she can’t

 

enjoy sex. A grown woman that had female genital mutilation performed on her when

 

she was young, asked an American doctor to sew her back up after giving birth, in

 

fear that her husband wouldn’t want her anymore. Female genital mutilation is

 

prohibited in the United States.

 

An American doctor went to these women that regularly have female mutilation

 

done, and tried to explain to them how dangerous it is for their health. We should

 

look back and think about whether it’s our part to tell other cultures what’s right and

 

what’s wrong? Even though us Americans think female genital mutilation is wrong, in

 

other cultures, male circumcision may be viewed as wrong, which is a practice that is

 

very common here. All cultures have their customs and practices. They might view

 

Americans as hypocrites by getting plastic surgery done..... and that's all I have so

 

far.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

well, its 1:45am, and i'm all finished.

fuck me though, because i forgot to do an interview and unless i lie(i prolly will) i'll hafta turn it back in, and will only be able to get up to 80% on it. oh well, i already stopped caring.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

here is how i see it........

leave it til the last minute, it will only take a minute!!!!!!!!!!1:D :D :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

tonight is my hell night. straight to school after work to finish a welding project, then straight home to write a 10 min speech w/ visual aid and then finish my woodworking project with no proper tools. all on top of 4 hours of sleep last night. it feels good to see i'm not the only procrastonator!!!!:P but after tonight, just 3 simple test. oh yeah....

also i have the advantage of not having a cpu at home, thats sometimes hurt, but like so many others i'd just be looking at porn and 12oz, so all in all it works out.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

didnt do a 6 page paper for my writing class...just kept putting it off, and the night i decided to do it i got trashed instead...automaticly fail the course...i havent been to that class in 2 weeks or so, i think theyre working on a 10 page paper now...wasted money and time on this course, only to fail...i sure fucked up....i need motivation or something...blah...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

the best feeling is after you complete that last minute paper... its relief mixed with euphoria.... almost as good as being drunk... notice i said almost.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

haha this is perfect...I figured everyone else did their work and i was the "fucked up kid". I just turned in a 5 pager last night that was due last week and and im working on 3 that were due from 1-2 weeks ago. Once im done with those, i have 7 days to do 9 more on character analysis and dramatic theory. what you know about being busy?

 

oh yeah...all those papers are due the same week as all my finals...next term im taking .5 credit hours

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i had a 10 page paper due monday and i didnt make any attempt to do it. it was a morals/ethics paper. all the good topics were already taken-the basic abortion, cloning, sweat shops. after those, theres nothing to write about so i said fuck it. the last paper before this one was a cut and paste of the paper before that. fuck English. doesnt make you any smarter anyway.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×