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i cant see this image.

 

 

and i was just discussing with someone fairly recently that people used to have to make their own toothpaste. like two generations back. toothpaste is one of mans modern conveniences. this is why colgate charges $4 a tube and like $6 and toothbrush. they know people needs it, wants it, gots ta have it.

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I'm waiting for marriage before we take our relationship to the physical level.

 

 

There is this new thing they came out with called a shower.

It's amazing.

You get in, and then there is water.

The water washes away any sweat or grime your day might have brought upon you.

It's real nice.

They have accessories for this new invention.

One of them is called soap.

It works well with a wash cloth.

You might want to google search this shit, if you don't believe me.

 

The things people invent nowadays are amazing.

 

*GIGGLE**GIGGLE*

 

 

 

 

NO. HOMIE. YOU SHOWER BEFORE YOU FUCK? EVERY SINGLE TIME? FOR SOMEONE SO METAL YOU'D THINK SPONTANEOUS MOSH PIT SWEATY SEX WITH CANNIBAL CORPSE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WOULD BE A REGULAR THING. MY FAULT B I AINT KNOW YOU SHOWER THEN HAVE SEX AT 9PM EVERY WEDNESDAY AFTER WILL & GRACE.

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Back to making things with my own hands.

Crafting, some may call it.

I call it awesome.

 

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I made this for my dude last week.

Heart.Diamond.

Half Deads like those things.

 

I just finished grouting something spectacular.

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What could it be?

 

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Things are starting to look pretty awesome.

 

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Oh hi there.

It's just King Diamond's eyes.

Being evil and shit.

 

I thought it was going to turn out more epic.

But I guess I shouldn't rush progression.

It takes time to become perfect.

Dude said he likes the other ones better.

He best learn to like this one.

BEcause it is going up next to the bed.

 

Marth Stewart ain't got shit on me, son.

 

New page needs this.

 

 

The whole underwear/no underwear debate is really interesting and all.

Really guys, it opens up so many different avenues of thought.

And there are so many different takes on it.

The moral issue is obvious.

Fast girls don't wear under garments.

The hygiene issue comes in a close second.

But that is not what this is about.

This is about the hours I spend making mosaics.

And little girls who love to dance.

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you guys have the wrong perception of girls that don't wear panties. obviously some that don't are sluts, but not all.

 

mero- i'm sure that girls shit smelled cause she was a nasty chick with a nasty cooter, and it had nothing to do with whether she wore panties or not.

 

I TRY NOT TO FUCK NASTY BROADS THOUGH, NAHMEAN? SHORTY WAS JUST MOIST IN ANTICIPATION OF THE KID, THEN PROCEEDED TO STEW THAT SHIT IN DENIM ON THE FUCKIN 40 BUS FOR A HOUR.

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*GIGGLE**GIGGLE*

 

 

 

 

NO. HOMIE. YOU SHOWER BEFORE YOU FUCK? EVERY SINGLE TIME? FOR SOMEONE SO METAL YOU'D THINK SPONTANEOUS MOSH PIT SWEATY SEX WITH CANNIBAL CORPSE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WOULD BE A REGULAR THING. MY FAULT B I AINT KNOW YOU SHOWER THEN HAVE SEX AT 9PM EVERY WEDNESDAY AFTER WILL & GRACE.

 

 

I take a shower first thing when I get home from work everyday.

And first thing in the morning before I go to work.

 

My sex life is not metal.

At all.

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I TRY NOT TO FUCK NASTY BROADS THOUGH, NAHMEAN? SHORTY WAS JUST MOIST IN ANTICIPATION OF THE KID, THEN PROCEEDED TO STEW THAT SHIT IN DENIM ON THE FUCKIN 40 BUS FOR A HOUR.

 

well that's nasty if she didn't clean herself up, nahmean?

 

 

sorry blood farts, back to your mosaics...i wish i had the patience for crafty work. your pictures are fanfuckin'tastic. i want to scan some pictures of mi vida loca days with sunshine bangs.

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i heard chicks say its trashy/drity cuz without it you can get infections. i'd imagine you'd need panties especially if you wearin a pad

 

wouldnt those jeans be kinda abrasive and harsh against the kitty?

 

you don't get infections by going commando.

you get infections by not being clean.

 

tampons, not pads.

 

baby powder for the warm days

 

as for jeans, if they're well worn, it's comfortable...

if they're stiff, panties are needed...

 

seriously though, going commando can be better than wearing some non-cotton undies... at least ol girl can breathe.....

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it would be impossible for someone's sex life to be metal.

 

i had this debate with some metalheads before.

 

you'd better be bumping some r. kelly 12 play, not Gastric Cesspool or Cancerous Plague or any other metal band.

 

Gotta pipe to goregrind when she's bleeding.

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