Theo Huxtable. Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 can you post some orange trackshort flicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 I am not allowed to wear them much anymore. Everyone is always all like, "Yo son, your ass is hanging out, pull up your shorts,B" and my boss lady be all like, "I am tired of seeing your ass." Haters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 lol -- plumber's crack? are they the trackshorts with the inner-lining. you know the kind with the built-in underwear. i had to wear high-cut trackshorts as part of our PT uniform, and it had that built-in underwear. that sucked because i'm the long baggy-basketball shorts kinda guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 i get the same comments. "say no to crack!" but you look cute. different then all your other photos. it reminds me of old ladies and little miss sunshine, but in a better way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I get the same thing except instead of ass its balls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 No. But I like things with built in underwear. Little girls skirts are like that. I buy me and my niece matching ones. It's cool because it's a skirt, but it has shorts underneath. So I can get as kickity as I want without showing off my parts. I don't really own underwear. I have one pair of boy shirts with this rocker dude's face on them. Scott H Biram. I only wear them on special occassions. Court. Fancy dates. I just feel like I am betraying metal when I wear underwear. My mom said I am gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Wear it on the outsides... make a real statement... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 i love man is the bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Gladiators' graveyard discovered Gravestones helped identify the site as a gladiator graveyard Scientists believe they have for the first time identified an ancient graveyard for gladiators. Analysis of their bones and injuries has given new insight into how they lived, fought and died. The remains were found at Ephesus in Turkey, a major city of the Roman world, BBC Timewatch reports. Gladiators were the sporting heroes of the ancient world. Archaeological records show them celebrated in everything from mosaics to graffiti. full article here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 2, 2007 Author Share Posted May 2, 2007 Now I know where I am going to be buried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 ...is there room for me and LiliStCynical?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 Back to making things with my own hands. Crafting, some may call it. I call it awesome. I made this for my dude last week. Heart.Diamond. Half Deads like those things. I just finished grouting something spectacular. What could it be? Things are starting to look pretty awesome. Oh hi there. It's just King Diamond's eyes. Being evil and shit. I thought it was going to turn out more epic. But I guess I shouldn't rush progression. It takes time to become perfect. Dude said he likes the other ones better. He best learn to like this one. BEcause it is going up next to the bed. Marth Stewart ain't got shit on me, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 It's a table, yo. With some shit on it. That's got me rolling for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 i would suck at that...it is dope however i want more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 little circus pony. I had more pairs of leg warmers than any human needs. FlashDance. sooo cute. more babies. i want a lil girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 hah! i like the metal one. and small girls in leg warmers with buddha bellies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 The metal one..I learned on that one that it is best not to be weeded to the max while trying to glue pieces of glass. It makes you think things are looking really great. Then you step back and look at it later. And it looks less than stellar. I now notice all the imperfections. And am never fine with things like that when it comes to something I put my time and effort into. But one can only focus on flaws so much. It takes a lot of time. Using a tiny paint brush to paint glue on the back of each tiny piece. I have some others in the works. But they are top secret. Care package status. I still have a Buddha belly. And leg warmers. Only now, I wear them with high heels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 you should give dance shoes a whirl again. "give it a whirl" reminds me of macully culkin in home alone. and reminds me how much i love macaroni and cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 You know what term I like to use? Catty wampus. It sounds so old timey. Like I should be talking about the wheels on my horse-drawn wagon. I have been rocking $12 Payless white slip ons. With weed-influenced drawings on them. Taking it back to middle school for the summer time. Not actual weed leaves or anything like that. Just skulls and diamonds and bones and 40 bottles and things of the sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 MA, YOU DONT WEAR DRAWZ? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 There are certain aspects of my life that I regret talking about on the internet. Not wearing underwear is not one of them. As I said, it's just not metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 i cqan appreciate girls wearing no underwear... me like trashy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 MA, YOU DONT WEAR DRAWZ? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. :lol: girls that don't wear drawz tend to be slutty and trashy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 Opinion. Fact. Who's to say. I wore underwear when I was single or casually dating dudes. It just is one extra thing I don't care to be bothered with now. Call it trashy. It doesn't bother me. I can see it being slutty if you wear skirts or dresses. I wear neither. I wear thrash shorts or skin tight jeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PERCEPTION B. IF YOU DONT WEAR DRAWZ AND WEAR JEANS, AND LIVE SOMEWHERE WARM...DAMN...I HOPE YOU DONT MAKE YOUR DUDE EAT THAT BOX. ID THROW A BITCH OFF A ROOF FOR SUCH AN OFFENSE. ONE TIME THIS BITCH I FUCKED WITH CAME TO MY CRIB WITH NO DRAWZ ON THINKING THE SHIT WAS GONNA TURN ME ON. ITS JULY BITCH AND YOU DONE SAT ON THE BUS FOR AN HOUR. HOW IS A PATRICK EWING SWEATY ASS PUSSY THAT SMELLS LIKE A TRACKMEET AFTERPARTY GONNA MAKE MY JOINT ROCK? NEEDLESS TO SAY SHORTY GOT TO BRAIN OFF AND GET BACK ON THE BUS BEFORE HER METROCARD TRANSFER RAN OUT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 BUT SHE TOOK HER PANTS OFF AND MY ROOM SMELLED LIKE A OBGYN AT A HOMELESS SHELTERS FINGERS FOR LIKE 2 DAYS FAM. SHIT WAS NOT POPPING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 ouch. thats cold man. but understandable. in some ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 i heard chicks say its trashy/drity cuz without it you can get infections. i'd imagine you'd need panties especially if you wearin a pad wouldnt those jeans be kinda abrasive and harsh against the kitty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'm waiting for marriage before we take our relationship to the physical level. There is this new thing they came out with called a shower. It's amazing. You get in, and then there is water. The water washes away any sweat or grime your day might have brought upon you. It's real nice. They have accessories for this new invention. One of them is called soap. It works well with a wash cloth. You might want to google search this shit, if you don't believe me. The things people invent nowadays are amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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