IOU Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Big Maul... Stylin' and profilin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 24, 2007 Author Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Yeah, but what to drink?? That is the question? Off to get some steaks and sausages for the bbq I'm having. Hopefully there are some decent cuts left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO go with the syrah. one of the only wines i like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO I tried a few new scotch brands at the upscale bar tonight - there went $45 on 3 drinks (edit - the 4th my friend bought me, not that it matters but we're trying to be upscale over here). Here's the lady I took home tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 24, 2007 Author Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Yeah, I was thinking the syrah, especially since I will be eating steak. I don't think the $45 bottle of JC should be cracked yet either. Maybe start off with a Chenin, then progress to the Syrah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Yeah, I was thinking the syrah, especially since I will be eating steak. I don't think the $45 bottle of JC should be cracked yet either. Maybe start off with a Chenin, then progress to the Syrah.syrah goes well with steak. the first time i had a syrah is with a steak at a rich ass party i bartened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 24, 2007 Author Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO That one is really sweet for a red though. Sweetest red I have ever tasted. Plus it is only 9% alcohol too which is a bummer, and it is meant to be served chilled. I can smash a whole bottle on my own and not even feel it, so I know she is a seasoned drinker, which could be a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Fools get in your 12oz club for blacking out. Fools get in for jocking, how many of you dudes are actually old enough to drink? ... wait..... im sure you dudes have some kind of age discrimination. I really doubt you dudes claim to be the drunks you want to be. im gonna muscle my way in this shit and i know im legit. Do you guys get all pissy about a dudes post count? if so, thats gay. How about i hook you dudes up with a really good drinking album http://www.sendspace.com/delete/7y0lez/4v7nh and let you know that i don't have a job. i quit that shit to go to school because it made more time for me to drink because i hate a job and i can talk teachers into giving me a passing grade even though i pretend to actually give a fuck in class. Also im not a toy. i will give this sample of my work and if you need to know more you can request it... my responses depend on your post count* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO YOU'RE IN! I would of guessed who you were with this pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO the sun is up. i win. im taking over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Since I lived at your old house, I own your crew. Send out a newsletter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 24, 2007 Author Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO i quit that shit to go to school because it made more time for me to drink because i hate a job and i can talk teachers into giving me a passing grade even though i pretend to actually give a fuck in class. Also im not a toy. i will give this sample of my work and if you need to know more you can request it... my responses depend on your post count*Welcome to my world. This is the exact same circumstances I am in. But the fact I am fully fucken toasted off Jim Beam Small Batch tonght (after a few Corona, then a bottle of Chenin) then Evan Williams Single Barrel till that is gone, then admitted, 'FFFFFAAAAARRRRRKKKKKK!!!!!!!!' Why can I never find a drinking partner that lasts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 24, 2007 Author Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Gggggggggggggaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh! (Cue nervous breakdown) Teach me for listening to riffs in 11/16!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO I'm out of space :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Narnia Loc Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO I just found this thread????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO I'm out of space :( start gettin rid of the shitty bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO OK, anyone want to have a decent attempt at writing something for the 'About me' section of the Myspace page? My brain isn't functioning after writing a stupid 'Project proposal' fro my econometrics class whilist drinking and having little sleep last night. 169 members and nearly 600 views already. I think it is going alright so far!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO I just found this thread????????????? Is that you drinking the water in the vodka bottle on that tape??:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO OK, anyone want to have a decent attempt at writing something for the 'About me' section of the Myspace page? My brain isn't functioning after writing a stupid 'Project proposal' fro my econometrics class whilist drinking and having little sleep last night. 169 members and nearly 600 views already. I think it is going alright so far!! Ask mero to do it...i mean honestly just look at the review he wrote of me... "Some1 IS A VIRTUOSO ON THE DRUMS, HE TRANSPORTS YOU TO ANOTHER TIME AND PLACE VIA THE DRUM KIT. THIS NIGGA BE BEATING ON THEM DRUMS LIKE I BEAT ON MY KIDS AND WIFEY B, WITH PASSION. THIS NIGGA GOT FLOW LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA, ALSO, IF YOU AINT FEELING THIS SHIT ILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE B. AND YOU DONT WANT THAT, SO NIGGAS BETTER PLAY YALL POSITION. YOU DIG? - MERO G. C.E.O NEVA SOBA ENT." I got my promo packs done for my recent projects! I am going to ROGO distributors (liquor distribution company in my area) end of this week or next monday to be reviewed for sponsorships. If I get it I am gonna hopefully have promo shit we can give out for prizes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Yeah, sounds good. Eastbay, you need to make another movie along the lines of 'Pugnocchio' except have it as the people from Team Alco in various stages of drunken shenanigans. I'd do it but have no idea how to (Yes, I am a nOOb at that stuff) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO pffffffffft fuckin n00bs....get pwnd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Fuck.. why dont you all trade numbers ...save up your money,meet somewhere, dig one big hole and jump in it, have an orgy then die.... then ill make a Theme song about that! P.S i could drink you all under the table.... BOOYA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO I would need like, several dozen photos of everyone in the A team for that. I only have several dozen photos of me and Zero. And Lens and 88. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J B Suspecto Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Team Alco? WAK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Cop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Straight Edger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO ALCOHOL POISONING- Tell about your first time St. Patty's 2007- Skate Patrick's Day, 3 punk bands, total mayhem. Band one comes on stage and makes sure nobody is drinking green beers and pulls out a litre of green Listerine. I step up, tilt the head back and took toooo much. Band two, same as the first but a bit worse. So now I'm soaked with Listerine and my manboobs are getting erect. I decide to share. It's a hit, so I take my nipples to the dance floor and start rubbing them all over everyone - gay party boy style! (NO HOMO) . Skins are getting mad, emo fags are smiling, I'm having the greatest time rubbing all over friends and foes and chicks alike. 3 people want to fight me on seperate occasions- go figure. 2 chicks want to fuck me- what me? Anyways I end up getting bounced - TWICE. The next day was the worst ever. Meh guts were going into convulsions/cramping every 15 minutes...thought I was having a baby. Can't beleive I'm in my mid 30s and it finally happened! Similar tales from the pros? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO i was in a band once upon a time. we would play shows in a friends garage. Said garage was connected to a run down grocery store. It was tradition for me to go rack as much beer and wine as possible during these shows. I decided to fill my bag up with mad dog. I'm no rookie to drinking mad dog but i must have drank like 4 bottles that night plus a ton of other shit. i end up at this kids house i don't really like with his girlfriend. i end up attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with this broad but end up throwing up all over her and this kids bed. Needless to say he shows up in the morning after working graveyard and there i aim in his bed with my pants at my ankles, vomit everywhere. Hes bummed but i don't even pay attention to him. I call the homie to come get me and i sit at home and throw up stomach bile for the next 24 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO i just got back from phoenix and drank the entire week...i'll post some pictures up at some point. my activities included: taking seductive pictures with naked statues, ying yang twins, poolside drinking, phoenix suns/sac kings nba game, oakland faders, graff n' danze, getting in fights, latino ritmo, mexican clubs (i.e. cholos/as, mexican midgets, sluts and the like), going stupid doo doo dumb, and a bad case of acid reflux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO i drank a half a handle of captain morgan to my head in a span of 2 hours and apparantly ate out a fat bitch. yucky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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