AyeBee Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 In between those 2 posts I actually left home and drove over to the spa for a "massage" haha....oh being drunk, stressed out, and havin extra money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 Hhah nice work. Glad to hear you are having luck mate!! I don't know why you bother with the ex though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 fuckin 2 am shit rolls around too fast for my liking sunk 5 beers bohemian pilsner not bad try it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Hhah nice work. Glad to hear you are having luck mate!! I don't know why you bother with the ex though. The issues with the ex are becoming way fewer and further inbetween, after some shit happened a few weeks ago that was real fucked up But yeah, last night was wild fun...drunk as fuck, fighting, puking, then hit up the "massage" parlor and only payed half, ran out the backdoor, jumped the staircase, and booked it down the street haha SCUM LIVINNNNNNNNNNNNNN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 I drank an entire 5th of Jack last night and now I feel like shit. I have to go out to dinner for a birthday tonight, but I don't even want to stand up let alone eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 And I went back to the pizza place I knocked the kid around in last night, at first the dude workin the register told me he wasn't allowed to sell me any food At that point I went outside and called the manager, cuz we're cool and I've done security work for him before, and he told me I was way the fuck outta control last night and that I'm not allowed in there past 11 PM for at least a month haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 I feel the need to tell you to calm down a little AyeBee, as you won't have too many great stories to tell if you end up in lockup. Chill a little mate!! Us here don't want you to go to jail!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 S upoer fucke dpou, but a girls nipple so hard it started to bleed, yodel acha boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 17, 2007 Author Share Posted September 17, 2007 hahahaha that is mad. Did she punch you after you bit her?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 man im fuckin drunk as shits tight now... i dont give a godanmm hbout no fuckin tyupos/ i went to shitty assfugcking karaoke and everyone suckeeed the balls. exvept me. i fuckin rule. now i got some godeam n taco bell. imma fuckin eat this sheit and fuall asleep. fuck cdikdnaneh aa hwhet ahwiega asdg 1q!!!!!1 up yers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 beer and taco bell..have fun tomorrow morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 hahahaha that is mad. Did she punch you after you bit her?? Nahhhh she loved it And I just dropped a vodka and Taco Bell shit, good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 beer and taco bell..have fun tomorrow morning yarg! my farts smell like potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 man im fuckin drunk as shits tight now... i dont give a godanmm hbout no fuckin tyupos/ i went to shitty assfugcking karaoke and everyone suckeeed the balls. exvept me. i fuckin rule. now i got some godeam n taco bell. imma fuckin eat this sheit and fuall asleep. fuck cdikdnaneh aa hwhet ahwiega asdg 1q!!!!!1 up yers. hahaha groyn had a good time whooot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 pictures to come very soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 18, 2007 Author Share Posted September 18, 2007 Oontz..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I drank so much last night, it was insane. I don't even wanna tell you some of the shit I drank because it makes me sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Building a beer pong table was the best thing that ever happened for my alcoholism Seeing as I don't drink beer I end up playin with rum and coke or vodka and sprite every night and just get wreckeddddd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 wow, ayebee stuck some dude haha, I only lost to the brorapers in game 5 6 or 7 maybe because SOMEONE kept giving me shots of that sailor jerry rum haha... beer, rum, and fucking vodka do not work well, but when youre drunk its all the same I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 18, 2007 Author Share Posted September 18, 2007 Fuck I can just taste that combination mixing in my guts as I read it off the screen. Shit does not sound healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I don't think I partook in the beer, but I do remember shots of Sailor Jerry coming around during the vodka pong Were you there when I hit the kid? Haha, I thought you'd already bounced at that point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Fuck yeah. Sailor Jerry is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 OH alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 haha, that dude had no idea what was going on, like a group of 10 people all around him who also, had no idea what was going on. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 Does beer kill colds? I am sick of this flu. I think I may go have a siesta, then wake up and start drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 This again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 but I do remember shots of Sailor Jerry coming around Not that I havent, in a beligerant state, taken gross shots in the privacy of my home, but taking shots of rum sounds like a horrible idea almost anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I pretty much used to exclusively do shots of rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Used to as in you now know better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Sailor and coke is a lot easier. Please refer to like 15 pages ago where there is photo documenting of me taking like 16 shots or some shit of Captain Morgan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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