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maybe you just couldnt take it. its like showering with water so hot it almost burns. relaxing pain

 

 

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Yeah your psycho.....but I was sore that day from running...and then getting a deep tissue massage...it sucked

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take yourself shopping at victorias secert... bring him with you.. try everything on for him... then cook him dinner and have sex with him all night...

 

Oh I forgot let him pee in your but...

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Give him a massage yourself.

 

But as a gift, a sexy outfit/lingere or hotel would be nice.

 

Thats what I was thinking.

I told my old man if he got anything it would be new panties, bras, lingerie and such.

For me.

He gets to look at it.

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Thats what I was thinking.

I told my old man if he got anything it would be new panties, bras, lingerie and such.

For me.

He gets to look at it.

 

I don't even own underwear.

Wearing panties isn't rock and roll.

And it is definetly not metal.

 

King Diamond definetly does not wear underwear.

And I can pretty much bet Ronnie James Dio doesn't either.

I take my cues from those guys.

 

I take that back.

I have one pair.

But they are for special occassions.

Like going to court.

Or funerals.

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so its between

 

warm socks and a nice jacket (works graveyard shift outside)

nice shave kit/electric razor

new jeans

maybe an appointment to get a massage but i wouldnt be suprised if guys for some reason would get weirded out and feel that their manhood was in danger.

 

socks and jacket good deal. jeans are shitty gifts because i dunno about other dudes, but i like to try on my jeans to make sure they fit right... well unless you know what he wears exactly then that would work too.

 

i was going to say some nikes and a chipotle gift card.

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I NEED A QP FOR VALENTINES DAY, OR A BITCHES INCOME TAX CHECK. I LIKE OUTERWEAR MA YOU COULD GET ME THAT LITTLE HOODIE JACKET JOINT PACKAGE...I WANT SOME NEW APPLIANCES B, NIGGAS BE HAVING DISH WASHERS NOWADAYS LIKE SHIT IS REGULAR, I NEED A FUCKIN DISHWASHER B. (THAT DOESNT COMPLAIN ABOUT WASHIN DISHES)...OH AND A LITTLE BAG FILLED WITH REESES (UNWRAP ALL OF EM AND PUT EM IN SO I AINT GOTTA UNWRAP THEM I HATE THAT SHIT) AND SOME CLEAR ROLLIN PAPERS, AND A MILLION DOLLARS AND YOUR DIGNITY (CUZ IM GONNA BUST A NUT ON YOUR FACE IN LIKE AN HOUR, AFTER YOU GO CASH THIS CHECK FOR ME AND BAG UP WHILE I BURN AND WATCH KING OF NEW YORK ON DVD WHICH YOU ALSO BOUGHT FOR ME). OH WHAT YOU SAY? YOU LOVE ME? OHHH...HAHA...ME TOO MA, ME TOO...YEAH.

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