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Milk Grenades

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i'm just not gonna touch this one.....except to post something.....

 

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This is the result of just bad ass hover coordination. If you're this much in a hurry you have to follow the easy steps for a trump and dump.

 

Step 1: as soon as you even get to the door to the bathroom you should be undoing your belt and unbottoning your pants.

 

Step 2: Locate stall to wreck shop in. Note that beggars can't be choosers. If' you're at this point in the game any stall, urinal, or sink will do. Trust me the other guys will understand since we've all been in this situation before.

 

Step 3: Since we don't have time for the paper ass cover we have to do a move called the "hover". Essentially stand a good 3 or 4 inches from the stall feet towards the door. Bend the knees to just above a 90 degree angle. Place hands against side walls for balance. Grit teeth tight and blow. And for gods sakes remember to remove pants.

 

Go to the sink and wash up. High five the guy that just came in and resume your daily life.

 

A master will learn how to combine all these steps to avoid shitting themselves.

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