GnomeToys Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061109/od_afp/britainhealthfire Thu Nov 9, 7:38 AM ET LONDON (AFP) - A man was rushed to hospital in Britain with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework from his bottom, an ambulance service spokesman said. It is thought that the 22-year-old could have been trying to imitate a scene from "Jackass: The Movie", a controversial film featuring a series of edgy pranks. Footage of the incident in Sunderland, north-east England, was captured on a mobile phone by a gang of youths and shows a white flash followed by hysterical laughter and a youth shouting: "Ha ha ha ha," followed by an expletive. A spokesman for the North East ambulance service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding." He is now recovering in a Sunderland hospital after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon. The incident took place on November 5, when Britons light bonfires and let off fireworks to commemorate a 17th century plot to blow up the Houses of Parliament. The crappy (no pun intended) camera phone video referred to in the article is on Youtube already, of course: Discuss. Remember, remember, the fifth of november, the anal gunpowder treason and plot i see no reason why the anal gunpowder treason, should ever be forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Damn, what a jackass I bet that shit hurt 1st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 people should stop doing things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 its much more fun taping block busters to windows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 ^^^^^ Blasphemy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 scorched colon sounds awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 hahahahaha funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Oh fuck man.. Scorched Colon.. Sounds like that should be the name of a band... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 wow. i hate people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 when i was a little boy, perhaps around the age of 8 or 9, i would sit in the bathtub. staring. contemplating. about what, i'm not sure. different things. occassionally i would release a warm intestinal gas from my lower abdomen, exiting my anal region. i would often marvel at the wonderous nature and motion of the gaseous bubble rising from the lower extremeties of the bathtub up to the surface -- like a whale coming up to release air from its blowhole. the bubble would then pop, and soon thereafter, a stench would fill the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 people are dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 when i was a little boy, perhaps around the age of 8 or 9, i would sit in the bathtub. staring. contemplating. about what, i'm not sure. different things. occassionally i would release a warm intestinal gas from my lower abdomen, exiting my anal region. i would often marvel at the wonderous nature and motion of the gaseous bubble rising from the lower extremeties of the bathtub up to the surface -- like a whale coming up to release air from its blowhole. the bubble would then pop, and soon thereafter, a stench would fill the air. Haven't you posted this exact thing before?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 did i? don't remember. i save these ramblings in email Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Seems familiar... Deja Vudu..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 what a wackjob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOTPrep Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Oh fuck man.. Scorched Colon.. Sounds like that should be the name of a band... hmm death metal band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 youidiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 That's not from Jackass... that's from ad's in that magazine Big Brother... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 when i was a little boy, perhaps around the age of 8 or 9, i would sit in the bathtub. staring. contemplating. about what, i'm not sure. different things. occassionally i would release a warm intestinal gas from my lower abdomen, exiting my anal region. i would often marvel at the wonderous nature and motion of the gaseous bubble rising from the lower extremeties of the bathtub up to the surface -- like a whale coming up to release air from its blowhole. the bubble would then pop, and soon thereafter, a stench would fill the air. One of the things I've forgotten... but, there's a named principle which states that gas under pressure attains higher temperature than gas at a lower pressure... so, I learned about this in 7th grade (so I was what..? 12?) and I reasoned that this is why bathtub farts are so much more foul than the regular 'poot'... it's about +.25 atmospheres where your sphincter rests on the tub floor so it has that much more time/pressure to bake up a 'tasty one'... Wow... I wonder if this varies inversly by proportion, so like, if you farted in the tub in Aspen it would smell like lilacs..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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