HardyHarHar Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I work with this... well, we'll call him a "guy". Everyone brings CDs to work, which is okay, even if it means I have to listen to Enya or Ace of Base or whatever for an hour or two. But this "guy" brings in his IPOD, hooks it up, and for the rest of the day, I'm listening to the most horrible excuse for music imaginable. What the fuck? Who buys a CD of some guy whining and crying and repeating tired-ass cliches like they're something original. I swear, this guy has so much music on that fucking IPOD and all of it is crap. I heard one line repeated over and over, "I'm not afraid to die." Yeah, of course you're not, because you're probably 26 years old, you're not in Iraq, and you have money. Jeez. So I hadn't really heard this style of music before, but I guess they "musicians" don't care about things like beat, tempo, or melody, it's all muddy and full of the emo-est, most cliche-est, I-don't-give-a-fuck-about-rhythmist guitar chords and lyrics. Fuck that. I mean hell. I won't look at you funny if you've got one of these dumb-fuck albums. But how does someone have an entire collection full of the lames music imaginable? The other thing, I asked this "guy" if he was ever into punk rock, thinking that it's a short step from this garbage and maybe he has some punk rock, and he says, "I'm still into punk rock." So is all this hipster shit masquerading as punk rock? What the fuck? I do not need to hear some jizz-stain wailing about love, while the guitarist plays like he's drunk and sight-reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Tell him to knock it off, and put something else on. If for whatever reason that doesn't work, "accidentaly" spill a soda on his ipod. FIRST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Hipsters think that because the music they listen to is played on station that previously played alternative music, or punk or hardcore or metal, or that the bands they like have tattoos, or weird haircuts, or ripped up clothes that they qualify as "PUNK". Total horseshit. Its all crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 thank you. It is a bunch of crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 i think a lot of hipsters think they're punks. it's actually a huge burden on the punk scene. because, ironically, the hipsters are the ones that don't know how to act right at a punk show and get places shut down and shit by being drunk outside. because they have no sense of fraternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 you know that used to happen to me, so i started bringing in nothing but neurosis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 what are hipster bands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I bet this dude has the band from the new season of Laguna Beach on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 off topic, but i saw an ad on tv today advertising "annoying ringtones - annoy your friends with nails on a blackboard, car tyres schreeching" who the fuck would buy that shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 "i am not afraid to die can you tell can you tell can you tell" if that was the song, then you my friend are wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I work with this....rabbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 ^^ Dude, you work with a rabbit? Are you a magician? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 ILLUSIONIST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 sounds pretty bad. One of my co-workers was a drummer for a skinhead band in my area during the early 80's, and was into the punk scene but now listens to like really mellow boring indie music....how he got from point a. to point b.? I have my theories, but they all involve alot of drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 And ghey sex ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Enya is the Best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Yanni rocks something fierce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 anyone heard of Trans-Siberian Orchestra that shit is bad ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 oh and just to add Trans-Siberian Orchestra or enya is not hipster music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I work with this... well, we'll call him a "guy". Everyone brings CDs to work, which is okay, even if it means I have to listen to Enya or Ace of Base or whatever for an hour or two. But this "guy" brings in his IPOD, hooks it up, and for the rest of the day, I'm listening to the most horrible excuse for music imaginable. What the fuck? Who buys a CD of some guy whining and crying and repeating tired-ass cliches like they're something original. I swear, this guy has so much music on that fucking IPOD and all of it is crap. I heard one line repeated over and over, "I'm not afraid to die." Yeah, of course you're not, because you're probably 26 years old, you're not in Iraq, and you have money. Jeez. So I hadn't really heard this style of music before, but I guess they "musicians" don't care about things like beat, tempo, or melody, it's all muddy and full of the emo-est, most cliche-est, I-don't-give-a-fuck-about-rhythmist guitar chords and lyrics. Fuck that. I mean hell. I won't look at you funny if you've got one of these dumb-fuck albums. But how does someone have an entire collection full of the lames music imaginable? The other thing, I asked this "guy" if he was ever into punk rock, thinking that it's a short step from this garbage and maybe he has some punk rock, and he says, "I'm still into punk rock." So is all this hipster shit masquerading as punk rock? What the fuck? I do not need to hear some jizz-stain wailing about love, while the guitarist plays like he's drunk and sight-reading. You know, it'd help if you actually had the name of an artist or an album, maybe we'd know what you're talking about. But if you're referring to the Unicorns with that one song, then please die... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Trans Syberian Orchestra kicks ass!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 One of my co-workers was a drummer for a skinhead band, but now listens to like really mellow boring indie music....alot of drugs. I've seen this happen several times. Here's how the rest of his life has or will play out: Stays sober Marries an exadict Has 2 children Realise his job sucks Begins listening to skinhead music outside the house Starts drinking Fights his wife Never speaks to his kids again Dies alone in throw-up THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO GG ALLEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Anybody that listens to a band that calls themselves the "Unicorns" has no legitimacy telling anyone to die. Anybody that listens to a band that calls themselves the "Unicorns" should probably die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 man up and just punch him in his ugly hipster face. problem solved. on a happier note, i went to a fabulous farmers' market downtown today. EXTRAORIDINARY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Yanni rocks something fierce c0-s16n3d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 at least it's not electroclash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 man i thought this thread was going to be about how annoying hipsters are, and the shitty emo music they listen to... .... again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 You know, it'd help if you actually had the name of an artist or an album, maybe we'd know what you're talking about. But if you're referring to the Unicorns with that one song, then please die... im sayin...i have no idea what hipster groups are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Anybody that listens to a band that calls themselves the "Unicorns" has no legitimacy telling anyone to die. Anybody that listens to a band that calls themselves the "Unicorns" should probably die. Well, I forgot. Let's judge a book by it's cover. "The Beatles"??? Must suck, they spelled their name wrong, what a bunch of retards! "Plums"? Well they have a gross sounding name, must be a gross fruit! Your logic rivals a 3rd graders, homie. And P.S. what's up with the threads where people don't understand things so they talk shit about it to feel better? Like the screamo thread, "people are making new genres up out of the blue!!" Nah homie, you were just left out of the news when someone decided to do something original and start something new. Ironically I hate screamo... And P.P.S., do we really need 100 different threads all saying "well X subgroup is annoying, blah blah blah!" I mean, do some of you really wish everyone was carbon copies of eachother or what? P.P.P.S. Maybe 120ZNAME is a cool guy and I am overreacting... maybe we can go out for beers and make fun of people who listen to The Ponys... maybe I am all wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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