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damn lens you "meet" lots!!! i told you!

 

whta, whuy, hey!!! no i don't !

 

 

 

and this...

 

"500 SHIRTLESS SWEATY HORNY NIGGAS SURROUNDING US IN A CLUB THAT SMELLS LIKE BALLS IN A SAUNA COVERED IN BUTTHOLE SAUCE."

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha, mero always comes correct

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man o man

 

go to teh ghey CluBz and be like LoLerz look at my sick Danzes N GrafFz moves

 

transit is excellent, the street, shopping centers or avenues

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in soviet russia, girl meets you.

 

i should try to find them at church. Triflin ass bitches i been

meeting my entire life is sick. This is a good question. Best

place is at a house party. The bar is kinda bad but the club

is the worst.

Maybe i should try coffee shops and AA meetings. I dont

meet good ones. Always attractive and always psychologically

twisted back.

 

 

this would be an okay idea except that everyone who goes to church, coffeeshops, and AA meetings are fucking nutballs that believe in the supernatural.

 

 

 

it is always best to try to make friends with girls instead of trying to get with them. and not just girls you think are hot. you could find some good friendships, some good sex, or a good relationship, OR you could find any of those things with one of their friends who they're confident enough to introduce you to. also, the people you know probably know girls. and that's like having a referral.

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I am serious.

 

Chicks in jail are always all over me.

Like, totally wanting to cornrow my hair and share they ramen soups with me.

Group showers are over-rated.

 

When I go to the bar, I spend the majority of my time in the bathroom.

Not due to my infantile sized bladder, but because that is where all the drunk chicks are.

And from past experience, drunk chicks like to buy me beer.

And offer to get sexy in the stall.

I pass on the hot and heavy.

But free beer is always the right price.

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