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Too much cologne/perfume

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I reallt despise being in public places where people load on the perfumes and colognes to the point where it;'s like a lethal miasma that surrounds their person and extends forth to strangle people's sense of smell around them.

 

case in point: the old bitch sitting next to me here in the library should be doen to death fpr ther perfume tnat reeks of a combination of burning tires and bubble gum

 

list personal experiences with this awful awful phenominon(sp)

 

p.s. I am making plans to move to Japan in less than a year

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Go lens! Perfect place for you homie... Be sure to update us on all the modern techno gizmos that we wont see for years

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You would....

 

 

There is a lady that comes in the office with the same problem....but instead it smells like musk and sweaty ghosts. That shit lingers long after she leaves to.

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yeah, i am sick to death of living in the bay area. I started looking into jobs as an english teacher today. Good thing I have that degree

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im usually the one getting called out on wearing too much colone. i dont really care for it much but when i dont shower in like 3 days i usually resort to loading on the colone to mask the smell. i figure its better to smell too good than really nasty.

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yeah, i am sick to death of living in the bay area. I started looking into jobs as an english teacher today. Good thing I have that degree

 

 

My friend does that!!! She said its an excellent job and she loves Japan so much. And she is hot so thats all I remember her saying in her 2 hour rant about japan... Go look her up if you ever wanna get with a white girl again...(Again I dont reccomend it for you but she is hot)...

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I smell like a goblin who just returned from waging a year long battle between good and evil.

Evil totally prevailed, son.

 

I have a chair in my shower.

Because standing up in the shower is sooo 1994.

I am pretty sure I could out-lazy anyone on 12oz.

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i have plans to move to florida in less than a year... and i have a chair in my shower cuz wifeys dad lives with us and hes only got one leg.... nothing better than sitting down in the shower in the morning to take a piss and brush your teeth.... or sittin down and having a beer in the shower.. thats fun too...

 

oh and people that smell like the perfume section at filenes suck too

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i'll occasionally be cycling down the street and ride through a cloud of caustic vapors.

 

how can someone wear so much of that shit i can smell it when i'm doing 25 mph???

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Go lens! Perfect place for you homie... Be sure to update us on all the modern techno gizmos that we wont see for years

 

Dude, he's in a library. I'd be surprised if they have Windows 95.

 

Sleep 'tween the stacks Lens!

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raven put me onto some come de garsons shit that always has ladies asking what it is. tasteful is the key. unless we making out, your not gonna smell it

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i got this cologne sample hanae mori from my friend when he bought that burberry shit.

god damn that smells so good. last year for new years, i bought some armani black code, and went to a rave, it was great smelling my arm and sitting infront of the huge speakers while ak1200 was killin it. for some reason, some people i know wear cologne when they workout...?

*rambles on...*

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my mom's boyfriend wears old spice and stetson..not wears, but drenches himself in it. he fuckin' stinks. i told my mom and i'm sure he knows it.

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I think black pepole have a very cologney odor or atleast every african male ive met has.

 

 

they smell like grits and fried chicken...and no that's not racist

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