sarcasm Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 they're pretty fucking cool for the urinal and sinks but when it comes to the toilet i have a fear of them fear you ask? b/c they fucking auto flush right in the middle of trying to take a shit and whilst trying to whipe your ass. fuck that. toilet spray and all that nastiness while trying to whipe my ass... c'mon now, they need to make these things work a little better than flushing after every little movement... fuck that shit i just took a shit in a public bathroom (and yes, i could avoid all of this by not taking a shit in public restrooms, but fuck that- when nature calls, you can not contend) and the damn thing flushed like 4 times while i was in the progress of taking a poop and whiping my ass. talk about annoying and embarassing... UGHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 public bathroom shits are so unreleaving compared to home shits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 ^ yeaht that's fo sho, at home u can just relax, read a magazine, and take ur sweet ol time public bathrooms, im always worried ppl walking in while im making poop sounds. so unrelaxing. like you try to hold the shit until they walk out the door, and right when they do, and u commence letting it come out, some1 walks in to hear all the glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 and it sucks even worse when u hear the person trying to get in, with the door locked, and it's only a 1 person bathroom... i just want to yell out sometimes 'this is gonna take a while, go intot he ladies room' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 home shits are awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skilla54 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 what about when u need a key to a bathroom and ur taking a long ass shit. then u gotta look the lady in the eye when u give the key back. aha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 an apple? there's this really cool public toilet at these shops near where i live. next to a tram stop. it auto-flushes when you either wash your hands or unlock the door. and it's spacious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 over spray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 we went on aroad trip a week ago and my buddy went in a gas station and clogged the toilet up...when he walked out there was 2 dope breezies waiting to use the facilities and he came running out of the building yelling at us (pumping gas) to get in the car...we are like what?? then i hear a girl say hey you! i look back and see this broad and im like damn lets go talk to them they wanna talk to you...he's like no theyre bullshit at me cuz there's shit water all over the floor!!go go go!! as they are trying to flag us down in the car...maybe you had to be there or not but i thought it was hysterical cuz this guy does it all the fucking time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 ^ hahaha i got the clearest image in my head after reading that. awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 i woulda smashed the hoes. how they gonna try to flag some1 down fot clogging a tolite. this is fucking america. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Car2nist Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 freedom to clog toilets is one of our freedoms. i hate the automatic flushers, first time i used one i thought the sensor was a camera and took an extra 10 minutes on a 1 minute poop, cause im camera shy ;[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 ^ yeaht that's fo sho, at home u can just relax, read a magazine, and take ur sweet ol time public bathrooms, im always worried ppl walking in while im making poop sounds. so unrelaxing. like you try to hold the shit until they walk out the door, and right when they do, and u commence letting it come out, some1 walks in to hear all the glory. Fucking horrible...I absolutely hate shitting anywhere but my own crib. I held it once for you four days in NY, and that was while eatin White Castle twice a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 ^ yeaht that's fo sho, at home u can just relax, read a magazine, and take ur sweet ol time public bathrooms, im always worried ppl walking in while im making poop sounds. so unrelaxing. like you try to hold the shit until they walk out the door, and right when they do, and u commence letting it come out, some1 walks in to hear all the glory. I have heard girls talking about this ... that is not what goes down in a mens public restroom, unless its in a nice resturant or club when the fronts are being worn. We all do the same stuff and make the same noises ... who gives a fuck?? Maybe its the guy in me but I think its funny to make others in the restroom slightly uncomfortable with the natural sounds of BMs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 ^ i dunno man, i could give 2 rat's asses if i hear some1 making noise. i even chuckle if its a good one. but on the other side, i do that shit for whatever known reason.. eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 we went on aroad trip a week ago and my buddy went in a gas station and clogged the toilet up...when he walked out there was 2 dope breezies waiting to use the facilities and he came running out of the building yelling at us (pumping gas) to get in the car...we are like what?? then i hear a girl say hey you! i look back and see this broad and im like damn lets go talk to them they wanna talk to you...he's like no theyre bullshit at me cuz there's shit water all over the floor!!go go go!! as they are trying to flag us down in the car...maybe you had to be there or not but i thought it was hysterical cuz this guy does it all the fucking time... Should have taken them back to the bathroom and peed in their butts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Placement Only Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 a friend of mine on the other hand loves dropping deuces at rest stops, he'll make as much noise as he wants, cause in his mind, when is he ever going to run into these people again? so he just goes for the gusto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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