skullnbones Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 i have an extensive list of dumb shit that has resulted in my pain. ive posted pics of scars and x-rays before. i have the recently aquired purple balls though from falling off the top of a freeway sign and racking myself on a fence. ill post a pic when i get home because i KNOW you want to see my balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalant Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 hahaha, did you finish painting the sign before you fell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 i've got a scar on my face from where a spoon went through my cheek. trying to play superman by jumping off a coffee table when you are 3 is definitely not a good idea. especially when you are in the middle of eating cereal and holding a spoon. almost took out the eye with an extremely blunt object. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osirus Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I broke the ceramic soap dish with my fat ass while taking a shower one time. Nothin more awkward than getting your butt stitched up by a hot nurse. The scar makes me look tough though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brick top Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 anyone ever give or receive home stitches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 cant say i thought i would ever find myself posting my nuts on the net. oh well. heres the worst of my many bumps and bruises after my recent fall... and for the record it was about a gazillion times more painful than you could imagine. among other things ive been cut with a chainsaw and i have completely snapped my radius and ulna at the same time. this was worse than both of those incidents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osirus Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 my balls hurt from looking at that I have sympathy ball pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I kind of feel like I might sympathy barf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 uhhh. that sucks and reminds me of the slam section in "welcome to hell". oddly enough all self inflicted pain seems to have stopped since i quit skating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 fuck i just realised theres a time limit on editing post's now haha. i didnt intend on leaving this up for long so if any kind mod could take it off it would be appreciated. thankyou in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 popcorn butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 /nohomo *to the ball pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 i have four brand marks from lighters, and 4 other spots of people putting cigarettes out on me.. i got out of the hospital and i was all fucked up on meds, and i had a bit to drink, so i was pretty numb to the world.. my dick head friends decided itd be funny to leave me with permanent ridiculous scars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 One of my friends cut/ripped his sac on a fence one evening. He was drunk and needed to get into a courtyard and kept insisting that climbing the fence was the fastest way to accomplish this. He was right. He didn't notice that he had hurt himself until the next morning when he realized that his boxers were all bloody. -fuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I was in Montreal the other day and found this lake, there was a treebranch going out horizontally over it, so I walked out on it, turned to this girl I was with and said "wouldnt it suck if I fell in?".... took one step towards coming back.... slipped. Slammed my ribs, arm, hip into the branch on my way down and fell in the lake. Then a bunch of French-Canadian children laughed and pointed. Go me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWIMS Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 anyone ever give or receive home stitches? My boy big T has a story to match this rough ass scar on his chest. He was working a construction site building a house when a saw got nocked into his chest pulling an 8 or 9 in. gash across his shit. He got in his car drove home pulled out a bottle sanitized it and stiched himself up. crazy ass motherfucker, people do the damndest things when they cant go to the hospital. I sliced off the top left side of my thumb with a mandolin, 6in by 12 in slider with 1in runners on each side and a 45 degree blade to slice shit. I threw my thumb behind it and made a nice cress section of my thumb. It was actually pretty cool looking for a moment. Good trip to the ER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 When I was 16 my friend tried to jump out a truck going like 10 or 15, his headphones snagged and he kind of got dragged, it was hilarious nonetheless, but the weekend after I got loaded and was going to 'show him up' and jump out the moving truck and land on my feet, I landed on my face. YEAH DUDE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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