Gunm Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 that kiss you got was out of pity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Or fear for her safety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 how do you figure? Cause it made Jesus cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 pics please of the dash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 "let me play with yo emotions ho" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doeyemakeyou Posted June 5, 2006 Author Share Posted June 5, 2006 that kiss you got was out of pity thats fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Or fear for her safety. yeah, let's go with that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 i hate you but i jerked one in your car cause we didnt make out and u didnt blow me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 this is the most relivant thing in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I cant believe this guy didnt hit! Ne time my x's used to call it was to hit bc there b/f's werent doing it right. This foo is messed up in head thinking he going to get ne where playing with his lil worm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 it looks like the testicles hair is blowing in the wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Those pics are really funny. Dang. Anyway I doubt it really happened. But the way he described it really made me laugh. Probablly because I know he is really proud of himself. When he said I'm the man...........LOST IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 IT WOULD BE DOPE IF I KNEW WHAT YOU SAID MY NIGGA, SO I COULD RESPOND. FROM WHAT I GATHER YOU WERE JERKIN ILLZ IN YOUR EX WIFEYS CAR? WHAT? MY DU, DID YOU HAVE TO INFORM THE INTERNET THAT YOU JERKED ILLZ IN YOUR EX WIFEYS HONDA? YO IF YOUR EX COMES THROUGH AND YOU DONT BEAT CHEEKS, YOU GET THE "L" MY NIGGA, SHE GOT THE "W" CUZ SHE SENT YOU HOME WITH THE CHUBBY AND WENT AND TOLD ALL HER HOMEGIRLS HOW SHE SLAYED YOU. BITCHES LOVE DOING SHIT LIKE THAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 caplocked commando ^ ^ ^ ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 hahahah i still cant believe u actually rubbed one off in ur ex's car shes gunna fucking clown you for the rest of your life you stupid loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 how old are you 16? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 what did you wipe your hand off on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangeWays Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 You probably did the "Im gonna kill myself tonight unless you kiss me" bullshit. Just know this...shes not gonna call you again. You showed her that it was a mistake. How dont you know? You gotta be as nice as possible. I suggest callin that bitch back up and tellin her that youre really sorry for what you did the other night and you wanna see her again to make it up to her. AND LET HER PULL YOUR DICK OUT THIS TIME MARTY MCFLY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 this thread is depressing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YGCrip Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 fuck a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 this thread is depressing really? ya think?..... its done wonders for my personal sense of self worth.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Up your Metal Status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wet cat Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 YOU FUCKING TOOK OUT YOUR DICK AND MASTURBATED IN THE PASSENGER SEAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM thats the best way its said right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 This guy needs to be more metal... im off to drown some babies and punch emo kids bye guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 This guy needs to be more metal... im off to drown some babies and punch emo kids bye guys Burn churches, you up your metal status quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 haha i think this is hilarious cuz its not me. I thought the first time i read it that he said he was trying to make things as uncomfortable as possible between them, in which case would have made everything completely awesome. But thats not the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 i dont like hanging out with the ex. all it leads to is us fucking, and i think shes caught on. and if i cant wang-dat-thang then whats the point? ps shes asian and got some bigass tittays! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 So my ex girl friend calls me up and wants to hang out with me. I hadnt seen or talked to her in like 8 months. we were together for like 3 yrs and now she has a new boyfriend. i didnt really want to hangout with her but she came over and we hung out anyways. Im not seeing anyone myself to make her jealous so i had to find a new way to go ot in a blaze of glory. so. the whole time we were hanging out i consistantly insisted that we either make out have sex or her blow me. and i preceed everyone with an i love and i want to be with you. also i told her that i know she knows that i can do her right(which she admitted to) the best part though was when she was driven i whipped my penis and started jerkin off. im the man Absofuckinglutely hilarious. You deserve the Nobel Prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 i dont like hanging out with the ex. all it leads to is us fucking, and i think shes caught on. and if i cant wang-dat-thang then whats the point? ps shes asian and got some bigass tittays! holy crap, for a second I thought this was MY post we need to hang out dude. my ex had awesome titties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I don't think anyone is going to admit to an ex with gross titties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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