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today i hung out with my exgirlfriend

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So my ex girl friend calls me up and wants to hang out with me. I hadnt seen or talked to her in like 8 months. we were together for like 3 yrs and now she has a new boyfriend. i didnt really want to hangout with her but she came over and we hung out anyways. Im not seeing anyone myself to make her jealous so i had to find a new way to go ot in a blaze of glory. so. the whole time we were hanging out i consistantly insisted that we either make out have sex or her blow me. and i preceed everyone with an i love and i want to be with you. also i told her that i know she knows that i can do her right(which she admitted to) the best part though was when she was driven i whipped my penis and started jerkin off. im the man

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did she dump you?

because from my reading that it sounds like she did!

so pulling out out your wang & having a go in front of her is not going to make her jealous dude.if anything you'll look like a bit of a tool.

Not going out with someone to make her jealous didn't seem to work if she has a new man did it?

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I had to read that twice, and I still don't really know what went down.

 

I went to the beach today, the sun fucking exhausted me. nap time.

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yo, it sounds like you put yourself out there, i hope you at least glazed her lap and the dashboard in her car if you made such a dumb move.

:shakehead:

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So lemme get this straight you tried making her jealous by busting a nut on her dashboard and hoped that she thought OMG I cant believe I dumped him the dashboard empregnating prick?

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hahahhahahh even makros took the time out to make fun of you. congrats

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soooo.. you were the only one touching the wang ?

 

This is also confusing me?

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