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it's my birthday soon. i'm getting old. i would like 4000 new eras, some new kicks, and my farts to stop smelling like napalm. thanks

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dont worry, we ll do something fun for your birthday in a few weeks...old man...28!

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yep, except worse. oh, and i have a smart arse young girlfriend who likes to point out my age at every possible opportunity

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i prefer "hot young girlfriend". it tends to get you laid more often.

 

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mornings in tha hood.

 

WTF CUNT?!

 

happy b day anywhoo.. im happy im smashing a 19 year old french/ozzy chick. mmmmk.

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Are you going to have a magician at your party? Dont get David Blaine, that dude is Laaaammme.

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Not to ruin the suprise but I got you the same thing as last year... in a different color.

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i prefer "hot young girlfriend". it tends to get you laid more often.

 

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Bill Gates 11th Birthday cake!

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it's my birthday soon. i'm getting old. i would like 4000 new eras' date=' some new kicks, and my farts to stop smelling like napalm. thanks[/quote']

man getting old sucks you miss out on all the fun stuff you got to do, but happy birthday whenever it is man.

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whoa' date=' what does napalm smell like?[/quote']

 

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"Victory"

 

 

edit: fuck.....didn't check the rest of the thread after that post....spreadaids beat me to it......

 

Oh well.....props for being on my wavelength

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i like all the references to the movie in a birthday thread.. ABC feels hes getting old, and now everyones making references to an Apocalypse

 

fuck im tired

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