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Originally posted by Issac Brock@Mar 29 2006, 04:11 PM

I'm going to college next year somewhere and I know another kid from my high school that is going there as well. He needs a room mate, and has expressed interest in us rooming together, because if you want, you can choose someone mutually rather than having a random assignment. I don't know him very well, in fact I've only known him this semester in gym class. I'm a white as fuck kid that enjoys shit like video games and I do value education greatly; he's a black as fuck kid that talks without moving his lower jaw and I really don't know much about him. He's a nice guy though, generally. We do share love for one thing though: basketball, and that's what got us talking. It would provide me with a roommate that is willing to play basketball every single day, which is what I will be able to do with an open gym on campus. However, we might be able to just as easily do that if he is in another room. Should I tell him that I can't room with him because I "Already turned in housing application and it has been finalized" or some bullshit like that, should I just throw caution to the wind and room with this dude? Should I just room with a random so that there aren't any potential expectations to not be met? Lemme know dood!

definitely room with homeboy.

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Mar 29 2006, 08:58 PM

death by drowning or flame? starvation or freezing? pick of the litter or litter of the pick?

 

I would opt for drowning. Immolation must be excrutiating.

 

I'd choose freezing. Starvation is a long and, again. painful process.

 

Always pick of the litter.

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Originally posted by oneeightyone@Mar 29 2006, 09:32 PM

DeaR Mr Og gangsta ass triple og,

 

Watermelon is the best color in the krylon family ( i m o ) , do you think stephen colbert would rock it with a ultra flat black outline?

 

No, because he doesn't paint graffiti. He's content simply being a fag.

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Originally posted by \(SIN)/@Mar 30 2006, 07:59 AM

Are you the same ego31 from the bs forums?

 

OG, what should my next project be:

 

A: Make a new stencil

 

B: Design a new throw for me and my friends crew "HTC"

 

C: Make a new mop finally

 

???

 

 

1. Stencils are gay as the day is long.

 

2. You could draw one instead. Designing would assume you need computers, rulers and shit.

 

3. How about just getting some paint and being a man?

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no, but i miss the bs forums, stupid msfyt, suspended me until october 27th, 2007 and i didnt do shit! i even emailed the board of bombingscience a week or so ago and i still havent gotten a reply back, what gives?

 

and og, by designing i do mean drawing, i would paint but i dont have any right now, to young to buy paint, theres cages so no 5 finger discounts, the only way i can get paint is my connections lol, but it takes a while......

i guess ill just make a new mop then....... *sigh*

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i can even answer that one rattlytins, since the chicken evolved from dinosaurs i bieleve, it went like this:

 

dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:very very chicken like dinosuar lays egg with first chicken, hence the egg came first, and hatched into the first chicken....

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Originally posted by \(SIN)/@Mar 31 2006, 09:04 AM

i can even answer that one rattlytins, since the chicken evolved from dinosaurs i bieleve, it went like this:

 

dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:dinosuar:lays egg with more chicken like dinosaur:very very chicken like dinosuar lays egg with first chicken, hence the egg came first, and hatched into the first chicken....

 

So technically the egg was first, since the dinosaur laid it for the very chicken like ‎dinosaur to come out of it.‎

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Originally posted by \(SIN)/@Mar 31 2006, 09:30 AM

yah thats what i meant, just sounded different cause i said first chicken i guess

 

 

You my friend are a gentleman and a scholar, good show

 

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Originally posted by deterrent@Mar 31 2006, 09:50 AM

OK hears the question:

I'm a little bored with my girlfriend how can I spice things up?

 

 

See if she likes a little ATM.

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Originally posted by deterrent@Mar 31 2006, 09:55 AM

your not OG, if ATM involves going from poop shooter to cunt, we're not down.

 

 

ATM

 

1) Ass To Mouth: Porn or Hardcore Sex, Man Pulls penis out depths of a womans ass and immediately puts in the womans mouth. A degrading act.

2) Doing the same thing to investors.

3) Asycronous Transfer Mode - A high speed optical communication protocol based on 53 byte packets, screwed up by the Europeans.

4) Automated Teller Machine dispensing yuppie food coupons

 

 

Sorry if I hurt your feelings by answering a question.

 

:rolleyes2:

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Originally posted by johnny ballbags+Mar 31 2006, 10:32 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (johnny ballbags - Mar 31 2006, 10:32 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-deterrent@Mar 31 2006, 09:50 AM

OK hears the question:

I'm a little bored with my girlfriend how can I spice things up?

get one of these:

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wait a minute you can't aswer questions unless your OG, peoples feelings get hurt. :haha: :rolleyes:

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