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"Real Nigga Roll Call"

(feat. Ice Cube)

 

[Lil' Jon talking:]

Yeah!

Right about now (whats up)

It's time for the real nigga roll call

Now when you hear your city or state being called

You put your motherfuckin' middle finger up in this bitch

ATL, St. Louis, Alabahma, Chicago, The Carolina's, Nep Town,

DC, The Bay Area, VA, Miami, New York niggas, texas, You know!

 

[Hook]

[Lil' Jon:]

Ya'll niggas can't fuck wit my niggas ho! [x4]

 

[Chorus]

[Lil' Jon and Ice Cube:]

Mothafuck that nigga! [x4]

Mothafuck that bitch! [x4]

 

[Lil' Jon:]

Ya'll bitches!

Come on flexin' ass flauntin' ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some real ass treal ass niggas!

Your niggas!

Be some ho ass pussy ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some head-bustin' gangsta ass niggas!

Your Niggas!

Be some runnin' and scared ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some Roy Jone beat ya ass niggas!

Your Niggas!

Be some cake and handcuffin' ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some "Send them hoes out!" ass niggas!

Your Niggas!

Be some tricking "Don't pay them hoes!" ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some Don Juan piumpin' ass niggas!

Your Niggas!

Be some 22 havin' ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some chopper street sweepin' ass niggas!

Your Niggas!

Them ol' half ounce sellin' ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some dirty bird movin' ass niggas!

Your Niggas!

Be some kissin' security ass ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Fuck them hoes and let 'em know ass niggas!

 

[Hook]

 

[Chorus]

 

[ice Cube:]

See I'ma mean nigga

Youse afraid nigga

Ol' pretend nigga

Smile and grin nigga

I hate a false niggas

Diana Ross nigga

So if ya lost nigga

Meet tha boss nigga

He's a super nigga

Grin and groupa nigga

Act stupid nigga

I'll fuckin' nuke tha nigga

Cuz youse a happy nigga

And ima nappy nigga

Fuckin' scrappy nigga

Meet ya pappy nigga

Its ice cube nigga

And lil jon nigga

So if ya drunk nigga

Keep it crunk nigga

Til' you punk nigga

Feel tha bump nigga

Get yo testifying ass in tha trunk nigga

You wanna tell nigga

I'll dump a shell nigga

Send a frail nigga

Str8 ta hell nigga

Thats ya shelter nigga

Helt-a-skelta nigga

And when I belt a nigga

Y'all help a nigga!

 

[Hook]

 

[chorus]

 

[Lil Jon Talking:]

Yeah!

I see you and your lil click up in tha club nigga

I see ya'll niggas over there talkin' that shit

But you know what nigga

Bitch niggas get dealt wit motherfuckin' real quick!

 

[ice Cube:]

Here we come boy

Real niggas shoot ta kill betta run boy

Or you can tell me how I feel as a

Real nigga

Which nigga

Go get a bitch nigga

No better

Hoes better do what I say

Cuz I'm insane in tha brain

Bitch I got rick james in my veins

Real niggas never change

We just let it bang

Roll thru tha gutter lane

Daddy said let 'em hang

And cut 'em like its butter mayne

Skeet skeet skeet

Naw thats tha other mayne

Cuz my skeet never leak out this rubber man

TNA ain't workin' niggas DNA

That crazy bitch'll have ya ass off E&J

Fake niggas got these real bitches bein' gay

Til my peoples come around its like night and day

Now she wanna change her god and the way she pray

Authentic niggas all know thats tha playa way

 

[Hook]

 

[chorus]

 

[Lil Jon:]

We runnin this bitch

Ya'll niggas ain't shit

We runnin this bitch

Ya'll niggas ain't shit

We in tha club gettin' crunk

You in tha club gettin' stomped

We in tha club gettin' crunk

You in tha club gettin' stomped

We in tha hood on tha block

You in tha hood gettin' shot

We in tha hood on tha block

You in tha hood gettin' shot

We quick ta show you what we bout

You quick to run ya fuckin' mouth

We quick ta show you what we bout

You quick to run ya fuckin' mouth

Real niggas from tha east

And we got a fuckin' piece

Real niggas from tha east

And we got a fuckin' piece

We against tha niggas from tha west

Puttin' holes in ya vest

We against tha niggas from tha west

Puttin' holes in ya vest

My midwest niggas hard

Quick ta pull ya fuckin' card

My midwest niggas hard

Quick ta pull ya fuckin' card

And down south we set if off

Blow ya fuckin' face off

And down south we set if off

Blow ya fuckin' face off (real nigga roll call!)

 

 

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODIE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NIGGAZ

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I nominate this the makers of Crazy Stallion 40's for corporate sponsorship. As the upcoming week will be nothing but drinking this fine beverage, I should get somethin from them for reppin it like a true whodie. Who else has had these, they are amazing. getcha fucked up like an HG but maintains the flavor all the way till the end.

 

Truely a whodiedrink if there ever was one:

 

 

 

 

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Originally posted by dumy+Mar 17 2006, 11:15 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Mar 17 2006, 11:15 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hobocamp@Mar 17 2006, 10:28 AM

we're myspace friends now, aww!

 

 

glad to see the whodiefamily is growing

 

who are you on myspace hobocamp?

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agreed.

 

 

im the one chick ya know? glamourest life.

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THE MENTHOL..

 

/scene enter\

 

its saturday night at the local bar, the time is 11:40 pm...the nearest gas stations are closed....and moogs only has two camels left...

 

 

mog: oO(man i gotta take a leak!)

.........^thought bubbles..

 

walks to the bathroom from the bar as he lights his smoke..he enters the bathroom and realizes that all of the urinals are being used..so he walks into a stall.

 

begins singing fat bottom girls with his smoke dangeling from the side of his mouth as he urinates...........but suddenly as he hits the begining chorus the smoke tumbles from his unaware maw and into the toilet.

 

 

mog: FUUUUCK!

 

 

he stares in disbelieif at the tragedy that has transpired..."one down one to go." he mumbles as he walks down the hall lighting his last smoke in dread fear of what will take place after the sweet sweet cancer stick is depleted of its sensouse flame ,into the ashen wasteland with its once nicotine filled brethren.

 

2:15 am...........<--bar time.......--->1:20 am..real time........

/scene two\

 

::the question::

 

 

now we see mog at sitting at the bar...but his friends have left him to go across the street......to another bar. in his inebriation his attemps at walking 30 feet are futile.

hunkered over his half full glass of rum he secretly scours the vicinity for a person he knows so he can bum a smoke wich he yearns for greater than anything in the world...and at last he spies the brother of his old band member...and with a herculean might mog slumps off the bar stool and tilts torward this young chap.

 

 

mog: oO(better not be menthol......i hate menthol....better not be....)

 

dudes brother: heeeey moogs was up man!

 

mog does not answer...but instead stares like a cobra at dudes brother's lit smoke vaguely trying to read the filter with sheer determination.

 

dudes brother: yea i havnt seen you in a while dude. last time i saw you...you were throwing darts at the drummer....hahahaha...ha

 

mog: yea..thats what he gets for rubbing his chode on my mic..anyway..you got a smoke i could bum offya?

 

 

dudes brother: yea

 

mog: non-menthol right?

 

suddenly dudes brother's vernacular changes...not unlike goku going super sayan

 

dudes brother: naw doo this be a newport mang'

 

mog: damn... i dont smoke menthol...but i dont know anybody else here, so i'll take one

 

 

dudes brother: whaaaaat!? a black dude that doesnt smoke newports?

 

 

dudes brother turns around and calls three of his friends...now moogs is surrounded with no excape

 

dudes brother's friend : woah dude you must be the whitest black guy i know

 

dudes brother's friend 2 : lets drink to that!!

 

dudes brother: duuuude

 

mog: it happens

 

 

 

 

 

 

/end scene\

 

 

 

edit...i began to spellcheck but then realized i could give two fucks about grammar and sentence structure... .. ......

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anyone doing any weekend painting?

 

 

I got some invites but of course a young whodie gotta make them dollars so I doubt I have anytime..and my day off this week will be spent in rehearsals and filming..

what about y'all?

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Originally posted by dnt.smke.regs+Mar 17 2006, 11:49 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dnt.smke.regs - Mar 17 2006, 11:49 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MAR@Mar 17 2006, 11:46 AM

colt 45 should be our sponsor. helping whodie's fufill their dreams of power, money and bitches.

 

 

co-signed like a broke college student.

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white bread objection

 

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Guest nutsonmychin!
Originally posted by dumy@Mar 17 2006, 10:40 AM

anyone doing any weekend painting?

 

 

I got some invites but of course a young whodie gotta make them dollars so I doubt I have anytime..and my day off this week will be spent in rehearsals and filming..

what about y'all?

 

 

oooooh. i got BIG plans this weekend. BIG. but...it's prob gonna rain. :(

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