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i've decided i hate travelling

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i hate flying. not that i'm scared of it or anything. the turbulance and all that shit doesn't phase me. it's being cooped up in cattle class with my knees wedged in the seat in front of me for long periods of time that i hate. and not being able to smoke. i really gotta fly botswana air or some shit so i can suck down marlboros all the way.

 

packing is a pain in the ass too. just finished washing all my clothes and shit so i can pack them later. now i play the waiting game till they dry. ho-hum. then i have to play tetris with my belongings so i can fit them all in my suitcase.

 

and airports. man, what a pain in the dick. LAX is probably the most infuriating airport on the planet. flying is a complicated process at the best of times, but the folks at LAX have outdone themselves when it comes to over-complicating the most simple of procedures. they have what has got to be the most retardedly aggrevating and confusing check in process of all time. i felt like killing every fucking person in the place last time i was there.

 

 

oh well, tomorrow i do it all again. 15 long and tedious hours a few kilometres above the ocean. yay. i better not have a fat smelly talkative motherfucker sitting next to me or so help me god....

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Jan 24 2006, 12:03 PM

all your nailclippers are belong to boxcars.

 

 

seriously, what the fuck is with airport security? you'll take my cigarette lighter, even though there's probably not a damn thing that's flammable on the plane, yet i can still take a pocket full of keys which are great for taking niggaz eyes out and stabbing hoes in the neck meat.

 

"I'M HIJACKING THIS BITCH AND I'M TAKING ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO HELL WITH ME!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC+Jan 23 2006, 09:09 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. ABC - Jan 23 2006, 09:09 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-iloveboxcars@Jan 24 2006, 12:03 PM

all your nailclippers are belong to boxcars.

 

 

even though there's probably not a damn thing that's flammable on the plane

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Ummm, 50,000 gallons of jet fuel?

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I find it funny when they make my wife pull out her Tweezerman's.

 

WTF-she's going to pluck you up.

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Originally posted by ODS-1+Jan 24 2006, 12:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ODS-1 - Jan 24 2006, 12:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Jan 23 2006, 09:09 PM

<!--QuoteBegin-iloveboxcars@Jan 24 2006, 12:03 PM

all your nailclippers are belong to boxcars.

 

 

even though there's probably not a damn thing that's flammable on the plane

Ummm, 50,000 gallons of jet fuel?

[/b]

 

yeah, good luck at trying to blow that shit up with a cigarette lighter from the cabin.

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Originally posted by geezpot@Jan 24 2006, 12:23 PM

Monsieur ABC- I agree LAX is by far the worst airport.

 

 

seriously. first you go to the counter and they give you your boarding pass. then you take your bags over to some security checkpoint, wait till you get to the front of the line and take you bags. then you gotta go to the back of the line again. by the time you get back to the front they've scanned your bag and they ask 'is this your bag?". yes, asshat. then they take your bags away. why exactly did i go back in line? i don't fuckin know. apparently it was necessary. then off to the gate. please stand in the security line for 45 minutes while listening to the half-assed urban cowboy in front of you try to pick up the blonde whore in front of him. yeah dude, your hat's totally fucking mindblowing. let's talk about it for half an hour. cockhead.

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yes flying sucks. its like 3 days combined of hell.

last flight i should have had two seats to myself as my boy went home early, instead i got the fattest hariest hungarian man on the planet.

9 hours of fun.

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Its even worse if you're Non American flying non domestic as a layover at LAX. Customs will herd you into a frenzy.

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Originally posted by geezpot@Jan 24 2006, 12:35 PM

Its even worse if you're Non American flying non domestic as a layover at LAX. Customs will herd you into a frenzy.

 

done that. flew in to lax, had to go through customs (and pick up my luggage) and then check in allll over again to get my connecting flight. FUCK YOU ASSHOLES! I WANT THAT 3 HOURS OF MY LIFE BACK!!!!!!

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I had a 3.5 hour layover once at LAX and figured I could catch a bite. Fuck that-I spent the entire time in seperate custom lines. I eventually had to tell someone to hook me up with a speedier line or I'm missing my connection, and there was no way I'm staying at LAX anymore than I had too.

 

My favorite airports:

 

Vancouver

Amsterdam-Schiphol

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well, i'm outta here. if i can get online at auckland during my layover i'll come on and curse the fucking wright brothers or whoever it was for inventing air travel, otherwise i'll be hollering from the other side of the pacific in a couple days. farewell

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flying sucks.. the preperation, the wait, the airport, the cramped space, the no-smoking.... yeah, i think you got it all..

 

 

where you headed?

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I think I hate the recycled air on the airplane more than anything. Somehow just breathing that shit makes me feel claustrophobic.

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LAX is awful. It seems like everyone that works there are complete douchebags who failed to make it through high school.

I suggest you get there earrrrrrrly. 2 hours before flight departure time for domestic flights; even earlier for international. Ticketing takes for fuckin ever.

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I hate flying too for the exact same reason. I love take off and then it's all down hill from there....I'm 5'7 and the leg room provided is absoluetly fucking ridiculous....I can't imagine being taller and having to deal with that shit. And I always end up with some fat fuck hoggin the arm rest and two nine year olds kicking my seat every 2 seconds....I could go on for ever....

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Originally posted by PUMPKIN ESCOBAR@Jan 23 2006, 11:22 PM

I hate flying too for the exact same reason. I love take off and then it's all down hill from there....I'm 5'7 and the leg room provided is absoluetly fucking ridiculous....I can't imagine being taller and having to deal with that shit. And I always end up with some fat fuck hoggin the arm rest and two nine year olds kicking my seat every 2 seconds....I could go on for ever....

Im ALOT taller and it sucks ass. If I dont get an aisle seet so at least one leg doesnt have the circulation cut off from the knee down, I might as well stand for the whole flight, In fact I would prefer it..

God bless sedatives for a long flight.

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On jetstar flights sit in the "exit/ you have to be prepared to help in an emergency" seats for extra legroom

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