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Originally posted by Vanity@Aug 17 2005, 07:55 PM

good thing you're getting your own house:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20050817/...aluedin53cities

 

 

you can find articles and studies like this from 5+ years ago... and since then those overvalued houses have raised in value (a lot). in my opinion, there may be a "bubble" but in most places it won't burst but rather level off (and if so, for a short period). Prices are definitley not going down some 30%, and interest rates are only going up. So why would it be bad to get into a place now? Beats throwing away money on rent. these studies give you a little insight but they are just predictions and based on "historical" data.. its the present, times change.

 

and !@#$, !@#%!!!!, $600..wow. sounds like a sound investment..

 

 

oh.. and tenants aren't a walk in the park either...

they pull plenty of shit as well...

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my buddy had the worst landlord ever.

 

I show up to help my friend move into his new place,

and it turns out the current tennant (who is also the landlord)

hasn't moved out yet. He's moving to another appt in the same

building, and makes my friend and I move his stuff before we

can move my buddy's stuff off the lawn and into his new place.

 

Plus the guy was late for his visit to the methadone clinic, so he really wasn't pleasant.

 

PLUS he had like 4 radios all playing the same classic rock station so

there wasn't anywhere to escape the tunes. I dont mind the classic rock,

but it felt like someone was following me with an Eagles CD and trying to make me go crazy.

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hahahaaaa..

yeah, TENANTS!

 

i won't be tired of living in a building with a bunch of strangers either.

 

'guess what bitch? this is not the fucking fields of nigeria! you have to LOCK the front door after your boyfriend leaves so JUNKIES won't SHOOT UP in our hallway'

 

 

.....

 

my dad told me about the time he lived in SF, when he was about 21.

his landlord was this old chinese guy.

my dad saw him on the day he was moving out and told him he'd be down to his house in a bit to get the security deposit.

when my dad went down, no one would answer the door.

as my dad walked away, he turned back and saw a pair of eyes peering thorugh the blinds, which quickly shut

 

my dad was pretty mad, and he tore the apartment apart.

there was an old can of bucket paint in there, it went all over

he ripped the toilet and the sink out of the bathroom

and kicked holes in the walls.

 

dad, you are awesome.

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i have so many landlord horror stories.

 

my last landlord, Kankles (because of her ginormus ankles) used to stay up all night and wait till 6 in the morning and go outside yelling for her cat: "HUUUUUUUUUUGOOOOOOOOOOO" "HUUUUUUUGOOOOOO".. then.. she'd ask me to buy her bread and milk and cigarettes all the time and give her rides places.

 

ugh.

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  • 6 months later...

instead of making a new lame thread I thought I woudl reserect and old one with a lame reply.

 

I'm due to move house next week and I have to meet my new landlord this weekend. The estate agent has just informed me that thelandlord will in fact be out new neighbour as well.

 

GREAT...

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i had an ok experience living over my landlord once.

of course, i'm not extremely fucking loud

 

i kept odd hours and i'm sure the place smelled 'funny' sometimes but he never said shit

kept my security deposit though.

bastard

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that last landlord wised up about my security deposit and last months rent so i got my money back.

 

ed notingham should've gotten the dad treatment, no doubt

 

but people like him made me buy a house, which hasn't been too bad.

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The Landlord's here to visit

They're blasting disco down below

Sez, "I'm doubling up the rent

Cos the building's condemned

You're gonna help me buy City Hall"

 

But we can, you know we can

But we can, you know we can

Let's lynch the landlord man

 

I tell them 'turn on the water'

I tell 'em 'turn on the heat'

Tells me 'All you ever do is complain'

Then they search the place when I'm not here

 

But we can, you know we can

Let's lynch the landlord

Let's lynch the landlord

Let's lynch the landlord man

 

There's rats chewin' up the kitchen

Roaches up to my knees

Turn the oven on, it smells like Dachau, yeah

Til the rain pours thru the ceiling

 

But we can, you know we can

Let's lynch the landlord man

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Former landlord:

 

Mafioso. For sure. Told my girl when we were moving out, "You know... i consider you like a daughter... you ever need ANYTHING or if ANYONE fucks with you... come see me, I'll have it taken care of." I walked in his office one day and he was talking to an "old friend" about "rackateering charges". Nice guy though.

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