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Originally posted by SteveAustin@Feb 22 2006, 02:48 PM

so do women...ego.

I've learned most count "boyfriends".

as some comedian (Chris Rock, I think) said....that dick they sucked in Jamaica didn't count.

 

 

i have two numbers

one is the number of people i've had intercourse with

 

the other number includes all experiences of a deeply intimate nature

 

i mean hey, if dude is gonna bust a nut the instant of penetration

does that count as sex?

yeah, it does... in my second count

 

that's the count i'll give boyfriends..if they want to know

 

but guys aren't much different then chicks in that respect either

almost doesn't matter how the fuck many a guy has slept with

if a girl has a total that shatters her boyfriend's image of her

then it's way too many

and she'll never live it down

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Originally posted by isor357@Feb 22 2006, 11:47 AM

all the women ive slept with were attractive.

anybody can go out and fuck ugly hoes.

Its quality over quantity. Ive bagged around 15

beautiful women. Im mad handsome. They fold

easy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

back under the mattress.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

watch out for the sticky pages

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Originally posted by Mainter+Feb 22 2006, 03:56 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mainter - Feb 22 2006, 03:56 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by mindvapors@Feb 22 2006, 03:53 PM

^^to mainter. anywho..

 

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Rachel- met her at disney world. nipple rings.

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what? what i do?

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you think you're cool cuz you can pee with your penis.

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Originally posted by mindvapors+Feb 22 2006, 04:10 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mindvapors - Feb 22 2006, 04:10 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Mainter@Feb 22 2006, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by mindvapors@Feb 22 2006, 03:53 PM

^^to mainter. anywho..

 

<!--QuoteBegin-YEAHMANWORD@Jun 20 2005, 01:23 AM

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Rachel- met her at disney world. nipple rings.

...

 

what? what i do?

 

you think you're cool cuz you can pee with your penis.

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well of course, i can write my name in the snow

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Originally posted by symbols+Feb 22 2006, 02:54 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (symbols - Feb 22 2006, 02:54 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SteveAustin@Feb 22 2006, 02:48 PM

so do women...ego.

I've learned most count "boyfriends".

as some comedian (Chris Rock, I think) said....that dick they sucked in Jamaica didn't count.

 

 

i have two numbers

one is the number of people i've had intercourse with

 

the other number includes all experiences of a deeply intimate nature

 

i mean hey, if dude is gonna bust a nut the instant of penetration

does that count as sex?

yeah, it does... in my second count

 

that's the count i'll give boyfriends..if they want to know

 

but guys aren't much different then chicks in that respect either

almost doesn't matter how the fuck many a guy has slept with

if a girl has a total that shatters her boyfriend's image of her

then it's way too many

and she'll never live it down

[/b]

 

 

True that.

 

hey ego.. i was expecting to see names like.

 

carlos, enrique, gustavo, joaquin, mauricio, pedro, paco. pablo, smiley, flaco, gordo, looney, and the like.. these names as "chad" are not in the stereotype.

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