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Originally posted by symbols+Jun 2 2005, 05:27 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (symbols - Jun 2 2005, 05:27 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>what the fuck ever.

 

i was in an airport a few weeks ago

and i had to get on an earlier flight.

the guy told me i'd have to upgrade my ticket, and it would cost me.

i asked him how much

 

then he told me, it's $28

but i'll waive it, because you're so cute.

 

i thanked him

then he said "don't say being beautiful never got you anywhere"

and i laughed

because i know how much that shit has gotten me in life.

 

so suck it up, punky

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are you sure he didnt just think that you were beautiful on the inside ?

 

 

<!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Jun 2 2005, 11:54 PM

humanity's suck factor just went up 10 more points.

 

get my stockbroker on the line, i'm selling my shares

 

do you have a little book where you get these lines from ?

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