Alien Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Anybody else know how I feel? I'm not conceited or superficial but I'm just naturally beautiful. Sometimes I'm sick of it..It just seems like everyone expects a little more out of you when you look good. I'm not the metrosexual type either. I dont lather myself in creams and wear expensive name brand clothes. To be honest, I dress sloppy as hell but females are still drawn to me. I'm tired of all the compliments too. Whenever I recieve one now, in my head Im thinking, "Yeah I know bitch, shut the fuck up". And when it comes to bombing, oh dont even get me started. It's nearly impossible to do insides when everyones constantly gazing at you like you're some sort of God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 hahaha... 'It's nearly impossible to do insides when everyones constantly gazing at you like you're some sort of God.' hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 dawg. you're ugly. that post tells me all I need to see or know about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 BAHAHHAHAHAHA SHUT THE FUCK UP ALIEN, YOU"'RE SUCH A FUCKING GOOFBALL :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I enjoy drinking the occasional Sprite, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Oh god, fucking get over yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 what the fuck ever. i was in an airport a few weeks ago and i had to get on an earlier flight. the guy told me i'd have to upgrade my ticket, and it would cost me. i asked him how much then he told me, it's $28 but i'll waive it, because you're so cute. i thanked him then he said "don't say being beautiful never got you anywhere" and i laughed because i know how much that shit has gotten me in life. so suck it up, punky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Posted June 2, 2005 Author Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by Seldoon@Jun 2 2005, 12:57 PM dawg. you're ugly. that post tells me all I need to see or know about you. Quoted post calm down before I take your girl, mom and sister from you in one visit :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Sometimes i think I'm ugly or fat, generally making out with a not so great looking gal then igoring her makes me feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 if this is serious, then that's pretty pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 this thread makes baby jeebus cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Jun 2 2005, 11:34 AM Sometimes i think I'm ugly or fat, generally making out with a not so great looking gal then igoring her makes me feel better. Quoted post On the real, what my mans said... This thread sucks. Channel Zero's all time low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 FYI: Ugly girls almost always have a great looking Vajay Great looking women's canals sometimes look a bit tatered While no matter what her face is like as long as she's skinny she'll look good naked. Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I'd be willing to bet there's some joking going on in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 ^no shit... if its true, use it to your advantage standard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 this thread is soooo....... PGW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I BRING THE COUNTERPOINT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by Alien@Jun 2 2005, 01:32 PM calm down before I take your girl, mom and sister from you in one visit :rolleyes: Quoted post OMG u hurted my feelings :sadface: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Jun 2 2005, 12:01 PM this thread is soooo.......PGW. Quoted post I was just thinking that. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Im so beautiful that in the morning the garbage comes to get my garbage, birds sing only for me, the bodega man makes my coffee just right, the G train arrives at some point, work is all right, and at the end of each day I get some orgasmo sex from one of the numerous Gat's fans. Please. BEAT THAT. YOU GOT BIRDS SINGING FOR YOU? NO, I DONT THINK SO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 i could break your nose, if you'd like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 It's a beautiful day in your gh3yborhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
00 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Idiot.Even if you're joking.....Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvandal Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 trust me being ugly aint all that its cracked up to be either. :crying: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Being ugly is also a problem. People awals feel sorry for me, askin me shit like did you have an accident? or were there any other survivors? You think i chose to look like sombody took a belt sander to my nek stump! when I'm on the train i feel like Joseph merrick "I'M NOT AN ANIMAL I'M A HUMAN BEING!" You think its bad because girls look at you all the time cause they wanna fuck, try gettin mounted by a police horse caus it thinks you look perdy! I'm just sayn take what you got and run with it! :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by MAGS156@Jun 2 2005, 02:46 PM Being ugly is also a problem. People awals feel sorry for me, askin me shit like did you have an accident? or were there any other survivors? You think i chose to look like sombody took a belt sander to my nek stump! when I'm on the train i feel like Joseph merrick "I'M NOT AN ANIMAL I'M A HUMAN BEING!" You think its bad because girls look at you all the time cause they wanna fuck, try gettin mounted by a police horse caus it thinks you look perdy! I'm just sayn take what you got and run with it! :haha: Quoted post I wish you weren't so stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 so that was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 humanity's suck factor just went up 10 more points. get my stockbroker on the line, i'm selling my shares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Jun 2 2005, 12:34 PM Sometimes i think I'm ugly or fat, generally making out with a not so great looking gal then igoring her makes me feel better. Quoted post hehehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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