Some1 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I dont like you^^^...You have made two posts in graffiti related topics...Yes I checked... You ever date a girl your really into love the smell they wear. Then after your done dating them you smell some other girl who wears the same thing and get mildly attracted to them...Happened a couple times to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handbone Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread No. i dont like you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread It solves all problems but yours is a special case....alien lizards need to be irradiated off the face of our plant! Bastards! he is serious vaj, dont mess with the alien lizards. genocide is not just the best solution, its the only solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I'll keep that in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Your girlfriend loves her fried chicken more than she loves you, her parents, life, or the limitless freedom to excel and prosper granted to every citizen of this great country. “Fried chicken beats all that shit,” she likes to say. In fact, right before she rips the lid off of another bucket (which she has no intention of sharing) she says a little prayer of Grace, listing all of the things that she thinks are far less important than a good hot bucket of fried chicken. “A child’s laughter. Kittens playing with an apple in a baby’s crib. Being asked out by a guy who’s rich. It’s all shit compared to my next bucket of chicken.” You love this woman and you want her to marry you. You’ve given the girls behind the counter at Kleinfeldts’ Fried Chicken Cabana your engagement ring and you’ve asked them to deposit it at the bottom of the next bucket of chicken your girlfriend orders. You’ll be sitting across from her after she finishes her fifth piece of chicken and finds that shiny diamond ring sparkling up at her from the bottom of the bucket. You’ll say, “Will you marr—“ Before you can get your proposal out, she’ll smack you across the head with a wing, screaming about how you fucked up her bucket of chicken. Apparently, she likes to keep her buckets pure of foreign objects, no matter how expensive they might be or how deep the love they represent. “We’re through!” she’ll shout. Then she’ll run through the plate glass window of the Kleinfeldts’ and take off sprinting down the street. The Kleinfeldts’ assistant manager on duty will tell you that you’re gonna have to pay for that window, and that it just wasn’t meant to be for you two. “But at least you put yourself out there,” he’ll say. “There’s always a chance you’re gonna find out you matter less than a bucket of chicken, and it’ll hurt, but you’ll never know for sure if you don’t take that risk. The window’s 800 dollars.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread The puppy keeps terrorizing the pug. I dont think the pug likes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread how bizarre... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread The puppy keeps terrorizing the pug. I dont think the pug likes it. electric collars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Brother Pele's in the back, sweet Zina's in the front Cruisin' down the freeway in the hot, hot sun Suddenly red-blue lights flash us from behind Loud voice booming, "Please step out onto the line" Pele preaches words of comfort, Zina just hides her eyes Policeman taps his shades, "Is that a Chevy '69?" How bizarre How bizarre, how bizarre Destination unknown, as we pull in for some gas Freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the past Elephants and acrobats, lions snakes monkey Pele speaks "righteous," Sister Zina says "funky" How bizarre How bizarre, how bizarre Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby) It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy) Everytime I look around Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around) Everytime I look around It's in my face Ring master steps out and says "the elephants left town" People jump and jive, but the clowns have stuck around TV news and camera, there's choppers in the sky Marines, police, reporters ask where, for and why Pele yells, "We're outta here," Zina says, "Right on" We're making moves and starting grooves before they knew we were gone Jumped into the Chevy and headed for big lights Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights... How bizarre How bizarre, how bizarre Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby) It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy) Everytime I look around Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around) Everytime I look around It's in my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread electric collars? No That is for the detainees ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread No That is for the detainees ;) i was just throwing it out there. you could be the rumsfeld of pugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread The puppy keeps terrorizing the pug. I dont think the pug likes it. The puppy will learn after the pug gets fed up. Its just something that happens when you bring to dogs together for the first time. I have owned many dogs in my experience older dogs don't demonstrate their dominance straight off the bat if you bring a puppy into the picture. It knows that its just a puppy and will usually tolerate alot before it goes ENOUGH and nips at the puppy to tell it to chill. Usually thats all it takes just gotta let it happen but make sure the dog doesnt good ape shit and eat the thing which shouldnt happen if you have a good dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread or, you could shock them. put litlte turbans on their heads and it will make you feel less like you're being mean and more like you are doing your country a service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread AHHHHHH HOLY SHIT I CAN BELIEVE I FOUND THIS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread osama bin puggin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread HAHHHAHA...you guys are something else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread AHHHHHH HOLY SHIT I CAN BELIEVE I FOUND THIS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kherd russel Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Just got done making my 2nd poker table...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Letting your Ex know exactly what you want. I got this via myspace this afternoon. This is the girl that just up and left me to move in with some dude in SC. Cried to come home I bought a plane ticket then the like 20 hours before I am supposed to leave she calls and is gonna work it out with the dude. Then she comes home 2 months later and tries talking to you and like shits gravy... ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: ThisTrickRightChea Date: Mar 22, 2007 9:09 AM just sayin hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Psalm Juan Date: Mar 22, 2007 10:31 AM hey how are you. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: ThisTrickRightChea Date: Mar 22, 2007 10:42 AM goooooooood. had an interview yesterday in downtown. went well, but was a little turned off by their health insurance coverage. had another one today at ***** global resources for a recruiter position. very interested in this one, hope they hire me. have another one tomorrow at ****** for a management trainee position, so we will see! hopefully soon someone will call and say, "you are hired!" because i'm losing my damn mind doing nothing all day. internet surfing has become way too repetitive for me. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Psalm Juan Date: Mar 22, 2007 10:46 AM Well good! I wish you good luck with all of that. Sitting around on the internet is to much for me too. I do it all day at work cant stand to do it at home. You could always go and run my errands for me if you have nothing to do...Just a thought... From: ThisTrickRightChea Date: Mar 22, 2007 10:52 AM umm, i didn't say i was looking to be Some1's bitch. i'm looking for a sales position. goshhhhhhhhhhhh! ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From:Psalm Juan Date: Mar 22, 2007 10:55 AM Damn, its not "Some1's Bitch" the title is "Some1's Servant" certainly a more respectable title worth adding on a resume'. Or instead we could have a little rendezvous around lunch time for a little...uh well...you know... I am now waiting for a response she prolly wont give me one. Who cares I don't want to waste my time with a girl who fucked me over unless its for sex that I have to do nothing for. She was very good in bed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kherd russel Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kherd russel Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I'm sitting at work making this damn start up disk... supposed to take an hr.. but computer is slow.... to bad for getting work of early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...shit, 12oz has me working overtime!....'til Monday, lates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread triflin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread everytime i send someone a messege on myspace i get a pop up saying an error occured and it closes my window down. how fucking annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ludwig van beethoven Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread tomorows my last full day in canada......shitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread BLAME CANADA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I dont want to go to work today. I have $20 in my bank account till tomorrow evening. I am sitting in my room naked trying to figure out what I should wear to work...I think this moment is going to pretty much sum up how my whole day will be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hahaha at Some1s last post. Man you shouldn't waste your time even talking to your ex, as you should be focusing all your energy on the singer!! Well, that is the advice I keep getting given about my ex. Speaking of which, my ex is coming over for dinner tomorrow night. Fuck what everyone advises me to do about her, I could care less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Pfffffft. Way to live by your own morals...ahhahaa Dude so this I am no longer in the nude I got my chaps sweater and jeans casual fridays. However when I said it was gonna be an odd day. I get to work.... I GOT A NEW APT!!! MY ROOMATE JUST CALLED WE GOT IT WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO. PR chic as my roomate making me banging PR FOOOD EEERRRY Day! Now I just gotta come up with $750 for my half of the first month and security dep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I thought you said you were broke?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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