lepthebeard Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ...LAMB BALLS??? for some reason I beleive you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread 21 ....22 later this year Oh I was confused... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hey we're the brews..sporting anti-swaztika tattoos!!;) Cool song. But I should have written about the pub I went to tonight in this thread rather than the Team Alco one. But I forgot to mention that there was nothign below an 8 there. Truly fucking amazing when you consider the average age of the people there would be 30 something. Absolutely crazy.:lol::D:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread THE TRUTH ABOUT AIDS The stories that we’ve been fed about the origin of the AIDS virus were all manufactured by the government to hide the truth about extraterrestrials from us. AIDS was created by aliens and they infected a meteor with it and sent the meteor to Earth. Anyone who fucked the meteor got AIDS. It just makes sense. The meteor landed in 1977 in the backyard of the house you just moved into. The guy who used to live there fucked it and died. His kids realized the AIDS meteor was a problem and they buried it in the yard, but they couldn’t resist fucking it just once before they filled the hole with soil. They then lived long enough to spread the disease to others. You need to go dig up the meteor and give it to a scientist. If that meteor is the source of the virus, studying it could yield a cure. Just remember not to fuck the meteor once it’s dug up. Be careful because the meteor is really attractive. It has that certain…something. If any of your new neighbors asks you why you’re digging so many holes in your yard, just tell them you’re looking for the AIDS meteor and ask them if they have any idea where it might have been buried. They might know. Thanks in advance for curing AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Damn sexy alien lizard meateatore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread :lol: that was the dumbest thing i've ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Fuck casek, where did that come from? It was fucking hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Oh I was confused... But I seriously get anywhere in between 16 to 19. Must be the little amount of chinese blood in me. Like you see and old asian man you think like 75-80 tops and it turns out they're 95-105. They just age a lot slower. Probably all the ginseng, "Ancient chinese secret" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread either that or cobra blood...I know how yall do I have an asian friend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Whatchu know about that snakewine though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread My brother actually has a couple of those, a scorpion one and a millipede. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Your Mom is going to take you on a fishing trip today. “I realize since I drove your Dad away when you were two, you never had no Daddy to take you out fishing,” she’ll say. “So I figure let’s do it today and you can get it out of your system.” “But I’m 33,” you’ll say. Your Mom will tell you to just shut up and get some rubber pants on. At the lake, you and your mom will be freezing, but the sandwiches will be tasty and the beer will go down like a toy boat over a waterfall. When you catch your first fish, you and your Mom will jump around and dance like a war just came to an end. Then you’ll start to cry. “What is it pumpkin?” she’ll ask. “I just wish I hadn’t had to wait so long to find out how much fun this is,” you’ll say. Your Mom will berate you for giving her shit about driving your Dad away again, but you'll tell her you just wish she could have taken you fishing sooner. She’ll say bullshit, no one wants to go fishing with their moms, and she'll tell you to find your own way home. Then she’ll drive off and leave you there. Way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread lost my keys this morning, fucking gay. after intensely searching for 2 hours i go outside and find them hanging in a bush. close one. im getting duplicates, today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 9, 2007 Author Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread almost 10 000 sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I just saw Earsnot on TLC. Some 6 foot nanny was in his store buying kicks... It was weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread First time watching american graffiti. Pretty funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Whatchu know about that snakewine though? Soju??? Good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread First time watching american graffiti. Pretty funny stuff. On USA right? Yeaaaaaaaaah nigga This is probably my first time watching this movie from start to finish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Yeah man....Now im watchin boiler room cause that movies the shit too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread earsnot likes men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Nobdoy knew that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Nobdoy knew that. yeah, no one could tell when he was showing his shop off in that one video and racking on the way to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread http://www.dailymotionepisodes.com/index.php eastbay: did you see this section of the site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I know about a lot of those sites, and I belong to a few that are sign up only, they stay up longer and don't crash as much. They have forums with even more stuff. It's how I get my Lost and Scrubs fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i have a love/hate relationship with my beard i have a love/hate relationship with my city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I know about a lot of those sites, and I belong to a few that are sign up only, they stay up longer and don't crash as much. They have forums with even more stuff. It's how I get my Lost and Scrubs fix. bastard got me liking scrubs, too. asshole. shit. i was like" well, eastbay likes it, can't be all that bad." shitslimegarbagecan i like it. here's the chick from roseanne (second becky-and scrubs, you assmonkey) http://www.thelonelyisland.com/thebu.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Did you ever see the Roseanne where they had both Beckys? And there was like an akward pause... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Did you ever see the Roseanne where they had both Beckys? And there was like an akward pause... i don't recall it, but maybe. becky number one is a dirty, dirty whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Yeah number two is so cute, I just want to cum all over her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread she has a face? didn't notice. one more for reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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